Mosher

Somebody who listens to rock, punk, metal, and doesn't conform to social norms. Usually dresses in a similar way to the music they listen to, but a lot of moshers dress how they feel. They're basically modern day hardcore kids.
Filthy Chav: yo yo wassup innit blud mate I'll 'av ya if ya touch mah bae again
Mosher: (kills the chav with a single punch)
by Chazza2121 February 11, 2015
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A mosher is usually someone who due to having no friends as a child at school (usually around the age of 13) Decides the only way an outcast like themselves will ever have any social interaction will be to suddenly declare they are sooooooo individual and join the other 50 lonely outcasts in the school by wearing daft baggy clothes and listening to American rock bands that are soooooo individual. These bands are so individual in fact that they sell millions of copies around the world. Very individual I’m sure you agree.
By joining this individual group the "mosher" then finds themselves with the chance at a social life, all be it with other outcasts.
When in a group they like to fantasise about beating up "chavs and "townies” They do this sometimes to let off the steam and pain of having been forced to exist as a freak solely to get friendship from other freaks.
Moshers” sometimes like to go on websites and say how much they hate chavs and would beat one up if they had a chance. But in reality usually have been bullied and beaten by chavs their whole entire lives and would run the next time they saw one. They get so angry about this fact they often set up websites such as chavscum to rant about it, while usually the chavs they rant about have much more interesting things to do than sit around making websites to say how much they hate other people.
The mosher was sitting and quivering fearing his next beating at the hand of the local popular kids.

The mosher finally hit 21 and decided to become normal and cut his hair seems as the hell of his school life was over
by Craig Jester November 20, 2006
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Apparently a term coined by scallys to describe a group of people that one used to refer to, depending on musical affiliation and degree of back-combing as jitters, metallers, goths etc. Being an exogonously applied term (by scallies), the musical affiliation is no longer critical to enable qualification as a mosher, with the result that moshers may display more catholic tastes than their counterparts of 20 years ago. A scally will identify a mosher firstly by their innocent demeanour, secondly by their friendship bands and embossed rubber bracelets and lastly by their (generally black, scruffy) clothing. Moshers' clothing is scruffy by design, even when their mums have washed and pressed them fresh that morning. Most moshers, like scallys, will display a degree of fragile self-satisfaction that diminishes upon contact with life's realities. Likely to have no recollection of being a mosher by the age of 25, the mosher is the perfect antithesis to the scally. Coincidentally, the scally's period of gestation into standard, working class nobody is the same as a mosher's into standard, middle class nobody.
If you have friends with an inflated sense of their own individuality, it is possible that they were moshers in their youth and are still growing out of it.
by Doogle October 05, 2005
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sum1 hu dresses in an unfashionable manner using make up to the extent that they look like clowns, normally they like rock music n rock out. they also have a wierd sense of humour n speak in a wierd tone of voice.
normal person - look at that mosher lets push him in that pond
mosher - ahhh shit ive jus been pushed in a pond because i look like im wearing a gimp suite
by The G's September 27, 2007
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A fucking prick whom is a wannabe and dresses really badly to try and fit in with the crowd.
oh people dont like me anymore as i am now - a normal... should i go mosher and throw on some shit ass plastic jewlery?
by Amiee October 31, 2005
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Moshers Are People Who Love punk emo and rock music.They Don't Always get into fights only to defend people and somtimes in mosh pits.
They dance and Dress how they feel which is a way they express them selfs. They like Skater style and emo styled clothes and can be ages 11+
And its not all bout the violence to them.
Mosher1:You got the new fall out boy cd
Mosher2: Yer I havn't stop listening to it i know nearly all the lyrics!
Mosher1:God, i'm fed up of those chavs givin us thug looks
Mosher2:Stuff them Lets go somwhere else.
(leave)
Chav: Oh thank god those gay moshers have gone.
chav2: Go Drink blood!
by bethany.m. February 27, 2007
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a mosher is a person who likes to listen to music such as cradle of filth and slipknot. the 3 main features of a mosher are these;
1.greasy skin
2.black clothes (possibly with badges or some other garbage on them).
3.the loud horrible music (if you can call it music) blasting out of thier mp3 players.

a moshers main rival is the chav. moshers likes to say things behind chavs back, but wont say a word to thier faces. a truly pathetic mosher will be in his/her early 20s that still hang armound with the 12 to 16 year olds grease balls *ahem* moshers. anouther feature of a mosher is that they like to jump around alot and most of them are just the school outcasts looking for something to rebel againt. anyway moshers should be avoided at all costs they may bite and many of them have head lice and crabs from thier dogs.
mosher1:have you downloaded the new slipknot song yet?
mosher2:no
mosher1:why?
mosher2:i can use my typing hand anymore ive slashed my wrists too many times.
mosher1:i love the devil rock ooooooonnnnn!!!!
mosher2:woooo!
by Shady Man April 17, 2006
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