Mong

The sleepy manked out feeling after smoking weed.

I so monged out last night.

There's not much mong on this one.

by fomenting_glitter November 17, 2008

Mong

Someone who intentionally starts and/or causes fights on an internet forum, from "hate-mongering" but generally includes more subtle forms of "monging" like baiting someone who is oversensitive or sure to be insulted by the mong's remarks.

Also encompasses the other form of monging where the monger mongs the forum by posting general crap about generally not much. The mongee need not be offended by this, but may still be taken out by the wasted time of opening yet another thread laced with mong juice. (contributed by Ben)

...is always picking fights with people, what a mong

The worst ever mong of all,was a legendary mong people feared and had trouble with he gained repeated complaints.
That mong was none other than KING MONG. (contributed by Pathos)

by EvylShnukums February 19, 2009

Mong

A person at the Elvian School Reading called Fearghal

Oh yeh that Feargha kid, what a mong!

by Macaroon 555 April 29, 2010

Mong

An action of doing nothing due to a general lack of cerebral and physical ability usually caused by a big weekend and lack of sleep. This action can be brought about quicker by a joint or two.

After that festival we just monged.

I can't wait to mong after this.

Similar: Chill, relax, phase out.

by Tech-Noir May 23, 2005

monged

So pissed on cheap cider that one is comatose.

I was totally monged last night.

by fatbob May 06, 2003

Mong

Good, kind heart, generous and kind loving people from Asia. Was well known group of people and had many great emporors before conquered by the Chubese.

by Anonymous August 09, 2003

Mong

Stupid person who thinks that mong is a good word to use to describe an idiot when we already have the word idiot that has served us well for centuries.

I called him a mong, that makes me a mong myself....

by yahweh1234567890 June 07, 2011