Mocha Pete

A homosexual man that insists he's bisexual.

Ped is a mocha Pete

by Pedinthebed April 15, 2020

welfare mocha

A poor man's mocha. Black drip coffee with a packet of instant cocoa poured in.

I can't afford Starbucks, I'll have a welfare mocha.

by Croditi December 19, 2014

Mocha bxrry

Shortie

Mocha bxrry is short.

by Schickand August 25, 2021

Mocha Dip

When you have sex with a beautiful woman and you fuck her in the butt and then stick it in the vagina and back in the butt again, creating the infectious Mocha Dip.

Did you hear what happened to Jessica?! Kyle Mocha Dipped her last weekend!

by KrypticSoul December 4, 2019

mocha starfish

Mocha starfish- a) a nutty and chocolatey frappe with extra whip and a sugar rim,
Or b) a persons feces rimmed anus which is about to be violated by Big John

That common thinks a Mocha starfish is from the coffee house, but Big John is about to show her how to rock down on her mocha starfish.

by Skygirl130 January 26, 2018

Mocha remix

It’s the symphony that one’s butthole creates after having a cup of monstrous mocha.

PS: it’s not just the fart, but more than that (poop as well)

*Benito manages to occupy the toilet in the airplane and EXPLODES due to the mocha he had in morning*
On getting out everyone staring at him
Benito (wondering to himself): Did everyone hear my mocha remix?

by Yeahnoshit January 20, 2022

Mocha Pussy

The packages of Hot Coco mix with the top cut off and a person licking the powder.

Dude i saw him eating mocha pussy today
Really? That's a little weird

by Queen.Wish March 29, 2015