king mocha java

A very wealthy, well to do, black man.

A rich, fat black man that likes to flaunt his money or show a little bling if you will.

Xander: Hey steve look at the guy in the car next to us.

Steve: Man, thats a fat black guy, wearing a nice suit, in a new shiny 740i BMW.

Xander: Yea, what a king mocha java

by Mister Larry Johnson February 19, 2008

Mocha Facelift

When a man shits on his partner's face, then proceeds to hang him/her upside down and cock slap their face until it's numb.

I hear Ron Jeremy gives a mean mocha facelift.

Ted was yearning for something new, so he gave Abby a mocha facelift.

by Anal_Animal August 3, 2009

mocha railway

multiple males having ass sex, all in a straight line

Guy 1: Dude, how was your trip to Sacramento?
Guy 2: It was good until i walked in on a mocha railway.

by DADDY69 December 4, 2009

Mochter

(n.) Scottish slang: Someone who is repulsive in both looks and dress sense. Expresses complete disgust in a person.

"Oh my holy f*ck, check the state of that mochter."

by ifjanat January 21, 2012

mockhole

Someone who mocks you about everything in a negative or playful way.

So I ran into the corner of the bed again why do you have to be such a mockhole?

by ReelChick October 11, 2019

Moceit

The ship name for Patton and Janus (Deceit) from Sanders Sides a Youtube series by Thomas Sanders

Yeah, I ship Moceit.

by -*_Flowery Fields_*- August 29, 2020

Mochachqrs

Really nice Dunkin! She hates when toxic Dunkins go way to far she thinks that Zonuts+Sunares=Zunraes is cute

Mochachqrs likes Sunares having friends

by Chachacouple January 5, 2021