mississippi missle

when a chick takes a frozen piece of shit and begins to pleasure herself with it.

The other night, i walked into my bedroom, only to find my wife using a mississippi missle.

by vajojay1 March 17, 2010

Mississippi Corkscrew

When two midgets, usually rednecks, fuck in a washer machine

"Ayy honey do you wanna go to the backroom and Mississippi Corkscrew?"

by Off-Brand-Work May 12, 2016

mississippi meathead

When a guy works at a butcher shop and gets really horny and decides to make a hole in a piece of butcher meat and has sex with it

That guy at the butcher shop is a Mississippi meathead

by Brnffdndnd January 30, 2017

mississippi wheelchair

The Mississippi wheelchair is a powerful sex move that leaves your partner incapable of walking, or in a wheelchair.

" What happened to jenny? Why is she in a wheelchair?"
"Her boyfriend gave the ol' Mississippi wheelchair!"

by rmd2312 April 17, 2016

Mississippi Spin

THE GREATEST SEX POSITION EVER

you grab the girl by the inner thigh and the side of the neck. lean back so she is off of the ground then you spin her and now you're doing the Mississippi Spin!!!

by tjsam April 06, 2010

mississippi hedgefund

when a dude bangs one out over a fiver and slaps it on a strippers forehead.

"dude did you see will atkinson give that slag a mississippi hedgefund last night? the guy madee it rain."

by davd bowers March 17, 2008

Mississippi Grappler

When a magician sticks his arm elbow deep into a woman's vagina, and pulls out a full sized catfish.

I didn't know Shawn was a magician till he gave me a Mississippi Grappler last night. Now I have a 14 lb. catfish that I don't know what to do with.

by Cumdumpster Brown December 25, 2008