Missouri Boat Ride

To be dead, floating down a river.

As said by Clint Eastwood in The Outlaw Josey Wales

Mike won't go on a dangerous white water rafting trip due to his fear of a Missouri Boat Ride.

by blessure grave April 25, 2010

pacific missouri

A place full of meth labs and teenage pregnancy, someone came here once and when they went back they came up with the phrase white trash. Our town features an exclusive look at incest, 15 year olds who wear hair higher than Mount Everest, and people have no concept of trends more recent than the '80s. If you look at the people here closely, you'll see half of them have no teeth and are probably sex offenders. People here are either basic af or tumblr sjws.

Pacific Missouri, home of the Indians and happy crack.

by [[[handler]]] July 2, 2016

Newburg, Missouri

A town of 468 people that was founded in 1883. Back in it's early years it was a booming railroad town. Now, it is the white man's ghetto. Great scenery around the town, but there are some goobers that live in the town. Mainly a lot of people who like to spread rumors and get in your business.

person 1: Did you hear about what people are saying about you?
Person 2: No, but that's why I hate Newburg, Missouri.

by bcurtis1988 June 15, 2008

Blair Oaks Missouri

A school in Jefferson Missouri where most of the students and staff only care about football. Most students and staff also either hate or ignore the band.

Oh my god the Blair Oaks Missouri band sucks dick!

by TheGrandBlast March 22, 2020

Missouri

A place people make out to be worse than it is. Where dumb asses believe we are all inbred (ever heard of Arkansas?). Home to the Chiefs, Royals, Cardinals, and Blues. We may not have a beach but we have more shoreline than California. We are the meth capital of the United States, but that dosent mean wall of use do it. Misery? Really? Try driving 5 miles into Kansas and you will kill yourself.

Missouri

by I cant find a name to use September 30, 2009

Hannibal, Missouri

Boyhood home of author Mark Twain (real name Samuel Clemens), it is a boring town dominated by a Wal-Mart Supercenter and the overwhelming need to please the tourists rather than the townsfolk. A terrible place to raise children.

"I couldn't WAIT to get out of Hannibal, Missouri."

by abrothers October 20, 2008

Missouri State University

Missouri State University is the second-largest university in the state, with nearly 22,000 students. Its beautiful campus was founded in Springfield, Missouri in 1905.

The Missouri State University System also includes campuses in West Plains, MO, Mountain Grove, MO, and Dalian, China.

Missouri State is renown for its prestigious College of Business, which is one of the largest in the Midwest.

The MSU colors are maroon and white; their mascot is the Bear. Athletics are D-I, in the Missouri Valley Conference. MSU teams have made 48 NCAA championship appearances since 1982.

Men's basketball reached the NCAA tournament 6 times (Sweet Sixteen in 1999, with the legendary Coach Charlie Spoonhour), the women 13 tournament appearances (Final Four in 1992, 2001). Baseball made the College World Series in 2003.

MSU volleyball earned their 1,000th win in 2006, only the 2nd in NCAA history to reach that milestone.

Alumni include actor John Goodman, basketball superstar Jackie Stiles (the NCAA D-I leading women's scorer), baseball giant Ryan Howard, Senator Roy Blunt, Governor Bob Holden, and Walmart CEO/KC Royals owner David Glass.

"I see from your resume you got a business degree from Missouri State University. You're hired."

by Boomer Bear April 27, 2013