military inferiority complex (MIC) 

an inferiority complex simular to short guy syndrome, but is found in military personal of any stature.
MIC is based on the fact that they belive that by joining the military they should be looked up to and respected, when realy they only joined because That is the only way they could pay for collage.

Man that doushbag has MIC bad.. he thinks that he is "bad" and a real "boss" just because he is in the army.

Just because White trash joins the army and develops military inferiority complex (MIC)dosnt mean that i am going to roll out the red carpet for him!

military inferiority complex (MIC) by asdferw August 5, 2006

military police 

Party ruiners of the military. Also frequently accidentally arrest the wrong person. They like to trick themselves into thinking they're infantry, but really they're just back-up in case the base gets attacked.

Shit, we weren't doing anything, the Military Police just charged in because they were called about a party, but they raided the wrong house.

military police by CaptainCumshot April 13, 2007

Military Intelligence 

The mother of all oxymorons. Also the excuse that Republican presidents use to perpetrate such "just wars" as the current war on Iraq.

"Military intelligence" tells us that whichever country next chooses to oppose the USA is deserving of supreme vengeance.

Military Intelligence by Ophelia Desdemona May 1, 2005

Military Flow 

An individual who plays lacrosse with a number 1 or 2 buzz cut instead of a long flow. Often forced upon students playing lacrosse at a military college such as Army, Navy, or VMI.

Lax Bro: Dude he's amazing at lax.

Lax Bro 2: yeah too bad he doesn't have the flow to play.

Lax Bro: Nah brah he plays for Navy so hes got to go with the Military Flow.

Military Flow by LaxBro12 April 24, 2011

Military wipe 

When a person of service goes #2 and only uses one sheet of paper to wipe by wrapping the single piece of paper around their index finger and inserts the finger into their anus and wiping with a circular movement.

I only had one piece of TP left So i had to " military wipe"!

Military wipe by NoGameOBMC October 19, 2016

military catfish 

When there is this nigga who thinks he is a meme god but he actually a catfish. Also this man wants to be in the military
And he wants to sexually identify as an Apache attack helicopter.

"Wow!" Carlin is such a military catfish!

military catfish by NAZI TELETUBBIE November 3, 2017

military head 

someone who was in the military or is still in the military. Also someone who rides for the military od possibly after they have gotten out of service and makes you feel bad for not joining.

Oh yeah there go fago he a military head.

military head by SoGotti December 24, 2018