Mikey

Really mean. Kinda self-centered. Athletic but really anoying. If you fall in love with one, he'll break your heart and stomp on the peices.

Girl 1: Man I really like him, he seems nice.
Girl2: Looks can be deciving. Plus have you ever met a Mikey?
Girl1: No, I want to.
Girl3: Seriously? Man I hope you dont like him. He is 100% a heart breaker

by Sadie Wadie Baby March 7, 2017

Mikey

Mikey a short jewish kid wich thinks he can skate board also thinks he's the shit,brags about dimeisa liking him and just lurks around dj and thomas and takes all your songs .

thomas: lets go skate

dj: okaiii

mikey: im comin too

by shortiidemii August 10, 2009

Mikey

Little shit that has no dick and gets it up his ass every night

Yo you know Jim they should name him Mikey

by Your,I want July 9, 2016

mikey

a fat asshole usually sucks at skating if his fat than he does suck 4 sure and he sucks balls

hey berny lets go look 4 mikey.

nah he is a fat asshole fck him

by hollyshitmonkeyballs March 30, 2009

Mikey

A big fucking asshole, who fuckimg thinks it ok to fuck with girls. A heartbreaker who stopms on the shattered peices.

Girl1: Who is that kid, he seems nice.
Girl2: Who? Mikey?

Girl1: Yeah.
Girl2: Sorry but... Looks can be deciving.
Girl1: Really? But Mikey is... so... cute.
Girl3: Wait! Do u like him.
Girl1: Yes... no. I LOVE him.
Girl2: You dont know him.
Girl3: Nope. But do u wanna meet him?
Girl1: Yes! A THOUSAND TIMES YES!!!
Girl3: Your funeral. MIKEY!! GET OVER HERE!! MEET THE NEW GAL!!

Girl2: Behold.
Mikey: Who wants to get fucked?
Girl1: Wat did u say?
Miley: Who wants to get fucked?
All girls: FUCK OFF MIKEY!! YOU PERVERT!!!

by Sadie Wadie Baby March 7, 2017

Mikey

Super abusive. A nightmare. Most likely has been to prison.

That guy was a real Mikey. What a horrible guy

by Lucilovesherjordy August 20, 2019

Mikey

He's a cunt. Always loud, mean, and blames everything on lag. He has made it his life goal to figure out "How was that not a headshot" and swears a lot when his parents aren't home. You feel bad if you don't be his friend but you also regret it if you do.

Wow. You just pulled a Mikey.

by FriendlyCow February 17, 2019