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meef

A shortening of “minced meat”. It is most commonly used by British people whilst cooking or referring to minced meat.
“BAM! Inside your pocket, is 500mg of meef!”
by just@krim November 12, 2025
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Meef

A code word meaning weed, marijuana, or any other form of boof.
“Yo hide the meef I think jill is coming up the stairs!”
by Grammychulo April 10, 2021
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Meef

Phallic flatulence

High pressure expulsion of air or gas from the urethra, following by a fowl swampy smell and a kazoo like whistling buzz.

See a doctor if you
Pass gas, stool, or pus from your penis

Have a foul-smelling peniale discharge
Get recurrent penis or urinary tract infections
Experience irritation or pain at the base of the sack, shaft, or taint
Feel pain during sexual intercourse
Wow Chad, my tire pressure is kinda low can you meef them up.

Was that a fart or a whistling-kazoo-buzz?

No I meefed.

Doc, help me I can’t stop meefing on people on the subway.

Plural- Meefs

Meefs I’m a dark room,
Roar of kazoos drown out all,
Swamp smell fills my nose.
by TopherAssMan July 31, 2021
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Bayside Meef

The discharge that comes out after vomiting into a dead dogs asshole and skull fucking it into oblivion
I need to get this bayside meef off of my shorts, anyone have any bleach?
by Fretti October 18, 2017
mugGet the Bayside Meefmug.

Meef

A way to relate to something

me AF but spelled MEEF
I’m so tired I got no sleep last night” “Meef “
by Kronk$$ February 23, 2023
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Meef

A very obnoxious and irritating

being, especially someone who’s short.
Freddy: Go Away!
Roby: *starts screaming*

Freddy: You docking meef!
by Knob-Tosser January 17, 2019
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Meef

When a partner blows air into your urethra causing a fart like noise as the pressure escapes. The male version of a queef.
Raisin gave me a celebratory meef after our last call, that shit was weird.
by Jersey Jenn December 2, 2020
mugGet the Meefmug.

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