Laurenial measurement system

Laurenial measurement system is a measurement system that can is used by Laurynas. For example, in this measurement system 15 minutes is about 2 - 7 hours.

-Lauris said he will eat and come here.

-Oh, so according to the Laurenial measurement system, he will be here in about 3 hours, nice.

by zhymaa November 9, 2021

TG Measurement

The distance between someone’s taint and the ground. Typically used when measuring for pants.

Rusty needed a pair of khakis. His TG Measurement was 25 inches.

by MonkeyB95 October 1, 2023

Back hand measure

When you’re in tight quarters (club,bar) and brush the back of your hand to the He front of a mans pants to get an idea if they’re worth the trouble. Back hand bc you don’t want it to be too obvious!

“He’s hot, but did the back hand measure, moving on Tiny!”

by Justsayin’ November 29, 2017

The L measurement

A measurement used to determine ones dick size. Simply make an L shape with your pointer finger and Thumb, then measure the hypotenuse.

Person 1: Yo shes asking for my dick size, ion wanna do that rn.
Person 2: Nah bro just flash The L measurement, save yourself some time.

by The Boi from Colebrook May 21, 2019

w.a measurement

A measurement western Australia’s shark fisherman to use measure sharks.
Eg. 1 normal meter would equal 2m as a w.a measurement.

Jamie “did you see my tiger? It’s was 14.3”

Callum “ yeah but that’s in w.a measurements yiu lying cunt.

by Thekingofsharking November 21, 2021

w.a measurement

A measurement Western Australian shark fisherman use to measure there sharks.
Eg. 1m would equal 2m in a w.a measurement.

Jamie “hey guys, did you see my 4.3m tiger?”

Callum “yeah, but that’s w.a measurement so it doesn’t really count”

by Thesharkgod November 30, 2021

Having a Chalky measure

A measure of any alcoholic spirit served in the West Midlands that is generally done by eye but is significantly more than a pub measure and could increase as the night goes on

Hi, go sit down on the settee while I fetch you a drink and you can tell me about your day, I'm having a Chalky measure if you want to join me

by Helpful Dood March 31, 2023