matara

A beautiful strong but also sensitive young women, loyal, trustworthy and knows how to stand her ground. Represents what is hers and doesn't like to share

Matara is a magnificent creation

by thikx January 7, 2014

maynard james keenan

the best singer/songwriter out there who stands on his own pedastool in the world of music

Maynard James Keenan makes all other vocalist look like shit, see 50 cent

by Novoslosopiate December 22, 2003

Maytag Rodeo

Maytag Rodeo - When a female sits on top of a vibrating washing machine with an unbalanced load during the spin cycle for sexual satisfaction. Yeeeeehawwww

Jenny to Rachel "I'm really horny but I can't go clubbing tonight. I have to go to the laundrymat and do laundry."

Rachel to Jenny "Me too. I guess we could always go play Maytag Rodeo tonight."
Yeeeeeeehawwww!!!!!

by Jenny Black February 19, 2008

Maxtard (Full retard mode)

Maxtard is a short version of a maximal retard, a retarded retard. Max-tard.

This word is depraved from the saying ''Full retard'' wich was mentioned in the movie ''Tropic Thunder'', where someone made a very stupid movie and a man gave him advice to never go full retard.

In short: Never go full retard..

Man1: ''You went full retard. Never go full retard.''

Guy1: ''Oh my god, did you see John totally act stupid when drunk and get hated by all the girls?''
Guy2: ''Yeah, he's so maxtarded, going full retard is always bad.''
Guy3: ''Maxtard (Full retard mode) is such a lame word, you guys.''

by Dan the Man NL August 17, 2009

mactar

A term coined by a few Agnes Scott students in 2006 that means completely and utterly wasted past the point of recognition. On a level 1-10, mactar is an 18. Don't plan on remembering anything the next morning.

"Hey guys, I'm going from zero to mactar tonight"

by MissMissy January 2, 2009

maynardville

A nice small town 20 miles north of knoxville tn, a beautiful small town with goood whiskey if you know who to talk to, it only has 3 red lights and alot of people call the residents racist but hey we got a mexican resteraunt

man 1: what you doing tonight?
man 2: taking the ol lady to that new mexican place in maynardville
man 1: cool i heard its nice

by kella454 January 5, 2011

Mactard

Someone who thinks Apple computers are a godsend having zero knowledge that they're not as bulletproof as Apple claims. These people blindly pay the hefty price premium for an Apple computer just to surf the web, listen to music & check email. And they think they're better than everyone else because their computer is shiny & polished which is apparently more important than performance or battery life. To them, it's form over function.

Apple says Macs are "immune" to infection. Is that why you can buy Norton Anti-Virus for Mac? If Macs are so perfect & "just work", then why does Apple quietly release updates (i.e. Snow Leopard 10.6.8.2) which is a 170MB update & contains multiple security patches, bug fixes & stability tweaks?

PC User - Nice new Macbook you got there. Have you updated to the latest service pack?

Mac User - Huh? No need, it's perfect, I just downloaded & installed the latest Snow Leopard 10.6.8.2. It was only 170 megabytes so no big deal!

PC User - You know what a 170 megabyte update is right?

Mac User - No, what?

PC User - That's a Service Pack, like what you would find in Windows.

Mac User - (covers ears) - No! I don't believe you, la la la la la la!!!

PC User - What a Mactard....

by Bishop114 November 19, 2009