muddy maytag

when you take a poop in someones washer machine!

hey brian, this host of this party(mitch) is a douchebag!!!meet me out in the car, i'm gonna muddy maytag this bitch!!!!!!

by Retunda April 20, 2010

Mayall

claw is another name for this one. Usually drunk and a complete mess on a night out. Throwing up out of taxis, scatching her bf, and forcing her close friends to do things they dont want to do with horrible threats.

utter disgrace!!hahaha

friend 1:hey whats that on your back
Graham: i got mayalled

by messmessmess December 10, 2009

Maytagate

Inexplicably, ever since man has worn socks and Maytag has made washers and dryers, socks have mysteriously disappeared in the mix. Now we have a name for this phenomena!

Damn! I just took the clothes out of the dryer and I'm missing a blue, a black, an argyle, and a white tube sock. Looks like another Maytagate.

by slikrok April 12, 2009

Maytagged

Maytagged: tumbled by a large wave in the ocean

After being maytagged by a 9 foot wave, Kara had to find her swimsuit top before emerging from the ocean.

by bcritters August 22, 2020

Mattalye

Beautiful, Spiritual, insightful, entrepreneurial, honest, respectful of other and their positions in this life. Considerate and empathetic. Mattalye is loyal as a friend and always on the front line with those in her circle. She is very friendly but is cautious who she calls friend. She is a ride or die. A "girly girl" who is fashionable and a great dresser. She loves to sing, create, draw, dance, and can cook like yiur grandmother. She will beat you down and pray yiu back to health if yiu criss her. She is very sensitive but thick skinned enough to let the negative stuff roll off her. She us well traveled and likes tonshare her experiences.

Mattalye is an inspiration.

by AWesomebody January 25, 2023

maytag salesman

When a wannabe DJ can't mix songs.

"Damn, would you look at that maytag salesman in the booth! His mixes sound like 3 sneakers in a dryer!"

by Serengeti September 27, 2004

Maytag

a high-class male prostitute, usually hired for jobs such as bachelorette parties for very rich women; or they may come to the wives of CEOs or Senators during the day, disguised as a personal fitness trainer, or Yoga Instructor.

Elaine: I heard Sharon's barchelorette party was ballin.
Kathy: Yeah?
Elaine: Oh Yeah, I heard the pizza man turned out to be a maytag.

by Badger of the Year June 9, 2011