Masturing

When you are masturbating and your door bell rings.

Yesterday i was masturing.

by Nauruann April 12, 2015

Manpering

Male version of Pampering

The lads are going to the Sauna for a bit of Manpering.

by Great_BEF December 16, 2008

masterbang

banging your master and or pimp; masturbating to you're master and or pimp.

Giullian, why bang bitches when you can masterbang?

by urbandicksonary September 25, 2011

mastermindquizzer

A quiz blog for ultimate quizzers or the headboys of quizzing clubs or a group of excellent quizzers. It usually denotes the best group of quizzers rightly available.

I'm a mastermindquizzer!

by Ask Science Master October 21, 2011

Mastermind

A guy who would do anything for you but fall in line for you is not a puppet to a mastermind.

The mastermind went and looked for another puppet when she found out the guy wasn't a puppet.

by Solid Mantis January 29, 2020

euphoric mastermind

A mastermind of causing complete and utter euphoria

My girlfriend Cori is a euphoric mastermind

by twisted smurfette February 11, 2015

Masterizzle

To masterbate all over your moms butthole

I masterizzle all over my mom for fun

by Gansters are Gay November 8, 2008