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jebem ti mater

Jebem ti mater, man.
by Merio December 28, 2003
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Jd maste

I got fucked by a Jd Maste
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Jebem ti mater

Balkan meaning of "I fuck your mom" It can also be used by ur mom, which is ironic, but yeah. It is used when u are so mad that you cant put your anger in words, so you say "JEBEM TI MATER!!"
Son: Mom I got an F! :(
Mom: JEBEM TI MATER! *chases him with papuca*
by ur mom lollllllllllll March 3, 2022
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is just a matter of perspective

this sentence means, grasping something and consequently bringing its entity to cognitive existence, has not a unique shape and it depends on a viewpoint of the observer and therefor its a subjective thing not objective .
Truth is just a matter of perspective : there is no unique definition for any kind of truth , anyone can judge a thing for himself as a truth .
by arashzp November 15, 2011
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Jasmine Masters

A goddess on all levels.
"I saw the diva, miss Jasmine Masters the other day and she rocked my jush."
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Just A Matter Of Time, I Suppose

A meme created on February 7th, 2009 featuring a picture of the Watchmen character "The Comedian" uttering the phrase "Just A Matter Of Time, I Suppose" with yellow lettering above his head. The phrase originated from the beginning of the second trailer for the live action Watchmen film due out on March 6th, 2009. There is speculation that the meme's origins could date as far back as a month, but the first .jpg file occured when a newfag on /co/ went trolling and posted the phrase "If this isn't a meme in the next 12 hours, everyone dies." Multiple people reacted to the terrorism and it officially became a meme on February 8th, 2009 because nobody died and eventually it started showing up on other boards such as /b/. Some oldfags have called it the greatest meme of 2009 so far but others say that it is only around because every Zack Snyder film needs a meme. Whether this meme will survive is just a matter of time, I suppose.
Anon1: If this isn't a meme in the next 12 hours, everyone dies.

Anon2: Just A Matter of Time, I Suppose
by Snowballreborn February 8, 2009
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jebem ti mater

"Jebem ti mater" is a sentence by which a Balkan mother expresses her love for a child. When Balkan moms are angry, they run around the house after the child with a slap in the hand and shout: "JEBEM TI MATER!" Even tho that means "fuck you motherfucker" she uses it anyway.
Mom: hi son,what grade did you get from the math test?

Son: I got F, I'm sorr-
Mom: JEBEM TI MATER COME HERE!
by jebatcutimamu July 31, 2021
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