Mashed Potatos and Gravy

Human seimen smothered all over female breasts.

The HO had gravy all over her Mashed Potatos when her Husband caught her with him.

by mad as hell June 1, 2004

Mashed Potato Johnson

During sex, One gets a hot bowl of mashed potatoes,and spoon feeds his partner with his penis.Also he can use his penis like a catapult to Fling the Mashed Potatoes into his partners mouth.

Did you bang her yet?
>Yeah,we did freaky stuff,I gave her a Mashed Potato Johnson and It flung into Clarissa's eye

by horizonWhitey February 25, 2010

Mashed Potatoes And Gravy

When a man puts his bare ass on another man or woman face and moves it around saying "mash potatoes and gravy" in a girls voice.

Seth will not fight back when he gets a face full of Mashed Potatoes And Gravy he seemed to like it

by Lester the Melester kochishnv June 26, 2011

wet mashed potatoes

Some dumb ass thing that guys think is funny. Girls find it terribly annoying because none of the boys will tell them what it means.

"Wet mashed potatoes"
*every guy around*

"OMG THAT WAS THE FUNNIEST THING EVER!!!"
sexual

by LOV3DOCTOR September 22, 2015

holy mashed potato

a fun word used to describe an outrageous or exciting moment:

"Dude i just completed the last level on cod!"
"holy mashed potato!"

by xXx_cheekyscrublord_xXx March 26, 2015

mashed potatoes and gravy

when a male/female would like to be shitted on literally n lick up the mess this term is used for sick basterds that like it kinky if this floats ya boat then try dirty sanchez

hey marcus what would you let that girl do to you? marcus:i'd let her shit on me and i'd eat it. ewww dude don't pull that "mashed potatoes and gravy" stuff on meee!

by mr. Alex Heller at your servic July 1, 2009

mash potato slap

A dude sticks his cock into a bowl of warm mash potatos and slaps it across a bitches face!

WahhPOW Mash Potato Slapped BITCH!!

Can I mash potato slap you?

by hoesbeJOCIN September 13, 2007