NIGEL AND MARMALADE

The best crackshow ever. You can find it on youtube.

There's also the bastard bird, Marmalade the doghorsething, Nigel the tiny wizard. He's kind of stupid but cute.
Marmalade shows no emotion.

Me: I love Nigel and Marmalade.
Sangwoo: You mean salad fingers?
Me: how tf did you get here

by Haru-Official February 14, 2024

Morning Marmalade

The act of furiously masturbating over your partners morning toast, preferably once you have received the unfortunate news you have gonorrhea, that'll make it seem more like real marmalade.

Hey, I gave my wife some morning marmalade today!

by BreakfastTreat March 8, 2014

Marmalade

An Adjective used for a favorite spreed on full burnt toast

The Guy used "Marmalade" on his 100 degree burnt toast

by DragonQueen3456 June 3, 2021

Marmalade

Absolute cinema \_(*-*)_/

Very tasty.

Tips: Please eat on toast. Not good if eaten by any other way. If red lemonade is drunk after marmalade is eaten, taste drops by 300% and will be no different to stinky tofu

Boy: Marmalade is my favorite food, and I love eating it especially when playing Animal Crossing.

Girl: EWW what a fucking furry, everyone stay away from this faggot. I hate marmalade now.

by thetorofangirl August 26, 2025

Mama marmalade

Phunky phresh and stylin. Mama marmalade is the one who brings the party, and lays it all out on the dance floor.

Lexie: what is this phunk n phresh feeling in my bones? I dance with the phunk of a thousand men!

Everyone: Lexie, you are the new host of mama marmalade. You dance the phunkiest because you possess the spirit and power of mama marmalade!

by Iceemama June 1, 2018