majestic slut

a bitch that likes to fuck everybody but still looks beautiful as hell

"hey dude, look at that girl over there. she sure is a majestic slut."

by Rosentan April 25, 2014

Majestic Thunder

The most Handsomest-Man-Alive.
Current Handsomest-Man-Alive: Kyle Crisus Stuyck, June 24, 2003

Everyone: Isn't that Majestic Thunder guy just soooo dreamy?(fluttering eyes)
Majestic Thunder: You know it sweetheart.(wink)
Everyone: Awwwwww.(fainting from the bright blue-ish/green-ish/gray-ish sparkle of his eyes)

by I'm in love with Kyle S. October 17, 2016

Majestic Thunder

He's totally the sexiest kid in the whole school. I wish I could date him but he's too out of my league. He'll probably never notice me with all of the other girls.

Me: He's totally the sexiest kid in school.
Friend: Don't get any idea he's MINE!
Passerby: NO HE'S MY Majestic Thunder!!!!
Me: HE'LL ALWAYS BE MY ONE TRUE LOVE!!!!!!

by Lyla Scoles November 21, 2016

Majestically Ugly

When something is so ugly it's magically attractive

Wow! He is SO majestically ugly!

Mike is majestically ugly!

by thatperso March 25, 2019

Majestic Donga

A watermelon pillow gifted to your friend, who sticks it between their legs and air thrusts

You have a very majestic donga.

I can't believe I got a majestic donga for my birthday!

MAJESTIC DONGAAAA!!

by Dangly dongolies April 18, 2019

majestic potato

a person who can't walk or build on bridges.

Dang, that person is like a majestic potato.

by TootyFruity123 October 26, 2017

the majestic oreo

A 12 year old normie scooter kid youtube channel. He posts many scooter videos and a minecraft awesome parody

Hey guys! Check out my dank youtube channel! It's called The Majestic Oreo! Do it or I'll finger your mom's butthole

by Ace of Doom May 5, 2018