Macintosh Hoe
Macintosh Hoe by FatherStrech12 September 21, 2018
Macintosh sucks
'Macintosh Sucks' (sometimes shortened to 'Mac sucks') is a statement said by many smart people to reference the sucking of Macintosh computers, It is used to make fun of the sub-human race of Mac-Fags who thinks that Macintosh computers are actually good.
Mac-Fag: Hey, I just got a new computer.
Human: Oh really? What type.
Mac-Fag: Mac.
Human: Macintosh sucks.
Human: Oh really? What type.
Mac-Fag: Mac.
Human: Macintosh sucks.
Macintosh sucks by Blakpik Aks November 1, 2013
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Macintosh Computer
A computer designed for idiots who can't do a simple task such as plug a cable from a device into their computer. People who buy macs think they are releasing themselves of former PC woes(Apple's advertising is built around this), but soon realize that Macs do have problems of their own. Hence the Mac fix it forums website.
Wow, I spent over $3000 on a overpriced piece of shit Macintosh computer and I can't get it to work!
Macintosh Computer by Macs spelt backward is Scam. January 13, 2009
Macintosh Sleeping Sickness
A condition exhibited by many Apple laptops whereby the machine will not wake up or go to sleep properly. The condition can be caused by either hardware or software errors.
My Apple computer must have been bitten by a Tsetse fly, because it's caught the Macintosh Sleeping Sickness.
Macintosh Sleeping Sickness by Can't Compete with Tablet April 13, 2009
MacIntosh Plus
MacIntosh Plus by amazon alexa May 8, 2019
macintosh jardin
He has the biggest heart in the entire world. Value anyone with any of these names-- "macintosh" or "jardin." Loyal and considerate, keep him close to your heart. You keep him, he'd keep you. Love and cherish his entire existence because without it, you'll notice something's gone. He's funny, smart, loving-- every nice characteristic out there in existence. Never let a macintosh jardin go ever in your life.
I love you Macintosh Jardin!
Macintosh Jardin's farts smell so bad my eyes are tearing and my nose hair is gone.
Tell Macintosh Jardin to eat my pokes.
Macintosh Jardin is a sexy firefighter.
Macintosh Jardin is my daddy.
Macintosh Jardin's farts smell so bad my eyes are tearing and my nose hair is gone.
Tell Macintosh Jardin to eat my pokes.
Macintosh Jardin is a sexy firefighter.
Macintosh Jardin is my daddy.
macintosh jardin by mandadadadadda February 16, 2018