The best thing ever. Seriously. You know your mom? She'll bang a muffin. They are that good. Get some muffins, eat them, and come back, and you'll see why. Made from bread and anything else you can put in them. ANYTHING. Blueberry is normal, but you can have apple, cherry (yasrs), chocolate chips, small children, cinnamon, cookie bits, anything. Anyone who uses it for slang in a negative/sexual way cannot come up with anything else, as a muffin is better than sex and heaven combined.
Guy: Oh man this muffin is so delicious. Girl: Eww, that's disgusting. Guy: Whatever. Why do I hang out with you, muffin hater? Girl: I... I have no other friends...
by GFantasy October 5, 2009
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Damn yo, check out the muffin on that girl!
I'd like to take a bite outta that muffin!
Thas one scrumptious lookin muffin!
Is that buttgirl? She got one nice ass muffin!
I'd like to take a bite outta that muffin!
Thas one scrumptious lookin muffin!
Is that buttgirl? She got one nice ass muffin!
by Butt Master12 November 28, 2009
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the word you use as an insult when you cant say fag muffin (also an insult) because of the people around you(i.e. a gay person or a teacher/adult)
*both standing in a classroom full of people and teachers*
bobby:"im sorry i didnt get you a teddy bear for valentines day. here, do you want this muffin?"
becca:"bobby, you ARE a muffin"
bobby:"im sorry i didnt get you a teddy bear for valentines day. here, do you want this muffin?"
becca:"bobby, you ARE a muffin"
by beckaisawesome February 16, 2009
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"No your not she is such a muffin!"
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by D-crunkk$undisputed August 2, 2009
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Get the Muffin mug.1 Another word for a chick's pussy.
2 I word I use (in a funny ass way!) for "jizz", "nut", "cum", etc.
3 A food. Look like a fat mushroom made of bread. Tastes better, but not smoked too well. lol.
2 I word I use (in a funny ass way!) for "jizz", "nut", "cum", etc.
3 A food. Look like a fat mushroom made of bread. Tastes better, but not smoked too well. lol.
1 Person 1: MMM! I'd like to "butter" that muffin!
Person 2: Hell yeah! I love to get in her fuckin hot muffin!
2 "Damn dude! You muffined all over my face! Why you gotta go crazy like that when you muffin!?" lol
3 Person 1: I made some muffins last night.
Person 2: What kind?
Person 1: Frist batch was Blueberry, the second was banana-nut!
Person 2: Yum!
Person 2: Hell yeah! I love to get in her fuckin hot muffin!
2 "Damn dude! You muffined all over my face! Why you gotta go crazy like that when you muffin!?" lol
3 Person 1: I made some muffins last night.
Person 2: What kind?
Person 1: Frist batch was Blueberry, the second was banana-nut!
Person 2: Yum!
by ..::juggalette::ettelagguj::.. May 13, 2005
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3. A sweet, kind person.
4. Something to eat.
Hey that muffin rocks!
That muffin should get a boy friend!
I love that muffin shes so nuce!
Mmmmm I like muffins
That muffin should get a boy friend!
I love that muffin shes so nuce!
Mmmmm I like muffins
by Sam July 20, 2004
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