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Lorgy Day

The day formerly known as monday which is no longer the worst day but in fact the best day for it is the day you buy lottery tickets and have orgies
Puddin, Kim and Slapchoppin had a good Lorgy Day
by Slapchoppin December 8, 2009
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logged in

Being ready to do something. Usually poised in the form of a question to see if someone is ready to go. It can also apply to being in the right mind set to go somewhere. Usually asked before a social function or get together.
"Hey man I can't wait for this party Are you logged in?"
"No man I need to take some shots then I'll be logged in"
by HobbyLover November 1, 2013
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loggersexual

Hipster transplant to pacific northwest and dons flannels, a beard and Frye boots not for setting choker in the woods, but for going out to fake dive bars and getting their over-under haircut from a female, who calls herself a barber.
Where you headed? Down to the Doug Fir to drink some Pabst and listen to Bon Iver.....You're so loggersexual!
by Loggersexual August 2, 2016
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Dry Logging

A condition involving the feces of a habitual, binge drinker. Dry Logging results from dehydration from too much alcohol causing the drinker's feces to be come rigid and crusty and sometimes even rough. Dry Loggers often create worse conditions like trucker's knuckles or tear an anal fissure.
Jim is a weekend warrior. He starts partying at 5:00 p.m. on Fridays and doesn't stop until Sunday evening. All of his rowdy drinking dehydrates him. Despite is water intake, it can't keep up with the booze and he always winds up Dry Logging at the office on Monday morning.

Sandy: What is the sound? It sounds like someone straining and then whimpering. Is there a hurt animal in the parking lot?
Receptionist: No. No animal. It's Jim from the Business Office. He's Dry Logging the executive washroom. He does it every Monday before Mr. Brandt arrives.

Sandy: Sounds painful.
Receptionist: Yes. I heard a couple months ago he ripped an anal fissure. Guess he was out a few days.
by Eaton Holgoode May 12, 2015
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Loggings

Leggings worn by obese girls with thick, solid legs.
Girl: Do I look good in this?
Guy: Those loggings look great on you!
by Tassie69 October 31, 2013
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Laggy Boobs

1:When getting flashed quickly only seeing one breast then flashed again and finally seeing the othr breat. That set of boobs were laggy boobs.

2: Breasts that mature slowly.

3: A term used by a particular guild in World of Warcraft, best to ask them what their definition is (:
She had laggy boobs
by Bobily March 19, 2010
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Loggish

a person who is rude or disrespectful to others around them
"He is such a loggish"
by Mr.Blub June 1, 2018
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