Cock Library

A party or social gathering which has a lopsided ratio of males over females, where, like books in a library, a female can peruse the selection of "cocks", taking one for her use as she desires.

Mike : "I was about to head over to your place, how's the party looking?"

Tony : "I wouldn't bother man, it's mostly dudes, a total cock library."

by DIII July 25, 2008

public library

a place located somewhere in YOUR neighborhood where bums, punk kids and old people tend to hang out. They smell, rarely are clean, and are loaded with books. the stench is that of booze mixed with body oder toppled off with a touch of old rotting building. They tend to offer free services besides books such as wifi or computer access. This tends to attract more bums who constantly watch porno on the computers.

Guy1: yo you going to the public library?
guy2: Now WHY THE HELL WOULD I DO THAT?!?

by kramer, cozmo October 13, 2007

library jacker

someone who masturbates in the library , usually at school when you just cant hold it in.

Hey its Tracy he was jacking of in the library , Tracy's a library jacker .

by Only_At_SEP_ May 12, 2016

Library Bae

Someone you don't know of the opposite sex which you see in the library and mentally claim for your own.

Generally used by university students studying for exams due to sitting in the same spot for a long time and procrastinating by looking at passers by.

Commonly used on social networking sites such as YikYak.

Person 1:- "I was sat opposite my library bae for 3 hours today, It was bliss"
Person 2:- "did you speak to her?"
Person 1:- "No but I caught her eye once"

by Slagstrid May 22, 2015

Gentleman’s Library

A dude’s collection of porn including videos, pictures and erotica used for masturbation.

I spent the entire day perusing the collections of the gentleman’s library and well.....my balls are aching and drained.

by Eaton Holgoode January 15, 2019

Library Phobia

The fear of being in or around a library, or the fear of studying in a place with so many people

"Hey is she going to the library with us? No man she has library phobia.

by Mr. Coconut Head October 12, 2011

Stauffer Library

A library on the Queen's University campus. Home to much suffering, desperation and sometimes the homeless, it is open 24 hours during exam period. A great place to stay warm while waiting for a taxi or to avoid going home to an unfavourable roomate. It is affectionately known as "Club Stauff" by the student body.

"Hey man, let's go party at Club Stauff tonight."
"Monica, please save me a seat at Stauffer Library, I'm just going on a Tim Hortons run."

by Hobbsinator November 7, 2011