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liberaltarian

Someone who values their freedom, hates the government interfering in their lives, but also doesn't trust the private sector to always do the right thing. On economic issues, they're a capitalist with reservations. They realize, for example, that quite a few people do need money to pay for healthcare, but on the other side hate the idea of socialized medicine. On most other issues, they believe in the "live and let live" libertarian philosophy. All liberaltarians oppose the idea of America policing the world, and also support the idea of a government that doesn't interfere with the personal lives of its citizens.

Overall, liberaltarians are socially liberal, fiscally moderate noninterventionists. Somewhere between Ron Paul and Dennis Kucinich.
Liberal: Conservatives and libertarians ignore the fact that there are still people who can't afford healthcare.

Conservative: Liberals just want to take money out of the economy to meddle in our lives and fund wasteful projects.

Libertarian: And neither of you two know how to balance a budget.

Liberaltarian: I guess that's why I'm not a conservative, libertarian, or liberal. You guys can continue pretending like theres only two or three ideologies and ignore the fact that there's people like me who think that all of those ideologies are flawed in some ways.
by CoconutPill July 17, 2011
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Kosovo Liberation Army

You may think that they were an Resistance Group Against Serbia but It was a group of armed song makers who made great songs
Lit Songs Check out the Marsh of UCK/Kosovo Liberation Army
by SovietUnion621 May 8, 2021
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Great Online Conservative/Libertarian Culling

Our times are regressing to new forms of unjustified persecution never seen before. Wake up folks. The great culling online has begun. Who's going to stand up to the media and silicon valley regime?
Reporter walks up to old lady conservative.... 'Did you know you are a Russian bot"

Lady: no I am not.

Reporter: but it shows on your Facebook that you support the 2nd amendment and have a distrust in the media as well as believe in small government.

Lady: excuse me? Are trying to false label me into silence?

Reporter: well the Russians control your Facebook page and we believe you colluded with them.

Lady: my family fought for free speech. Let's have a war with YOU the media and companies silencing conservatives.
The Great Online Conservative/Libertarian Culling makes me want to help start a new fresh revolution.
by NOT GOING TO TAKE IT August 7, 2018
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Liebrador Retriever

The kind of dog you get when someone tells you that they have a really cute Lab/Boxer Mix that really needs a good home and it turns out to be part pit bull and part Alien.
"Did you hear about Jack?"
"No."
"He's still in the hospital after being mauled by his new Liebrador Retriever his uber-whore ex- girlfriend gave him for his birthday!"
by Pfc. Snowball August 13, 2008
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libertarian socialism

libertarian-A person who advocates liberty, especially in regard to thought or conduct.

socialism-The belief that all property should be held by the state or in common. Since most libertarian socialists are anarchists they believe in property being held in common, meaning anyone can use what ever they want whenever they feel like it.

Basically, while libertarian capitalists believe all force and coercion is wrong unless used to defend one's person or property libertarian socialists believe all force and coercion is wrong unless used to defend one's person, but not one's property since all property was originally founded on theft and relies on state coercion. Without state coercion capitalists would have to create private organizations (basically, miniature states) to enforce property 'rights'. Libertarian capitalists ignore the fact that companies would monopolize land and exclude certain companies, eventually leading to vast tracts of private property that function like modern states do.

see also: anarchism
The Spanish anarchist revolution in the '30s and the Zapatista Revolution today are examples of people trying to achieve libertarian socialism.
by 21stCenturyRebel September 11, 2007
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Liberation Wank

Getting oneself off after an extensive no nut period whereby one’s swimmers have been harshly imprisoned in the man sack. The liberation wank is vigorous cock spank that releases a load of roping jizz of biblical proportion.
After no nut November, I’m looking forward to liberation wank. It will be borderline physical self abuse.

My dom edged me daily for over two months. She finally told me I could pleasure myself and that was a liberation wank of a magnitude never before seen. The ropes were slinging ceiling high.
by Dick Onchin November 23, 2020
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liberalo

instulting meaned word for ignorant liberals, who won’t accept that there is no way out of racism, climate change etc. in capitalism. Liberalos think very profit-based and don’t give a fck on poor people. They simply don’t understand poverty, because their wealthy and ignorant.
cOmmUnisM is gOoD oN pApEr bUt siMplY doEsNt wOrk“
or

biLlionaiRes wOrked hArd fOr tHeir mOneY, yoU cAnt tAx thEm hiGher“
Those are typical sentences of liberalos
by readmarxmyfriends January 24, 2021
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