taking scuba lessons

Stock options that are deep underwater (negative value).

With today's price at $25, my options at $50 are taking scuba lessons.

by EdRBr June 3, 2006

learn you a lesson

Also related to the absurd patriarchal plea for control. "You must learn lessons, this is why I'm teaching you." Infamously responsible for closing the spiritually liberating "third eye." The phrase, "learn you a lesson," seems to be an unconscious, funny way amongst friends to remind one another how much it sucks to be taught by force. It's amazing how the mind never lets us forget until we forgive.

"That'll learn you a lesson!"

by Brian Kaczmarek April 19, 2006

Flying Lessons

The act of having sex with a woman in the missionary position. You are both on an upper floor of a tall building and you're doing her on a table or desk or something against a window. After you come, you push her out the window.

So at work today, me and Jacky were having sex in the break room. She kept whining about my dick being too big so I gave her flying lessons.

by anthesiac October 28, 2008

lesso

Lesbian (Aust.)

Crikey , I didn't know she was a lesso.

by yeahnaa May 16, 2018

lessoffs

Sucks; stinks; shows displeasure.

After discovering she'd failed the test, Brittany sighed, "Man, this really lessoffs."

by Cor November 2, 2004

lessor

person who grants possession and use of property of another under a lease.

I was finally able to get the title of a new car from a lessor under the lease agreement at the bank.

by MASTERPANTHER1 July 28, 2010

Lesson19

A vary gay work sheet nobody does and is known to cause constant depression when it makes you fail art class.

dammit I didn't do lesson19

by Jackassless February 22, 2019