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Lana Lang

Canonical "Superman" character. Most often referred to as "Superman's high school girlfriend". Canadian actress Kristin Kreuk plays Lana on the TV series "Smallville". The character was given little chance to be anything but whiny in the first four seasons of the series, but in seasons five and six, many an ass were kicked, figuratively and literally, by Lana.
"Blah blah blah blah, honesty, blah blah, truth, blah blah blah, be open with me, blah blah, Whitney." - Lana Lang
by dingdangyall October 30, 2007
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Artie Lange

Take two parts comedy, mix in one part tragedy then add devil dogs and jack and water and you have Artie Lange. He gives the Stern show it's everyman appeal with his love of sports, gambling and drinking. Artie an actor and comedian who shines in his new FCC free surroundings at Sirius. He doesn't need to curse to be funny but it doesn't hurt either. His on air screaming matches with Crazy Alice and Beetlejuice are comedy gold. Artie makes everyone on the show better when he is on and when he is gone to shoot films or do a guest shot on Entourage the show is missing that spark. He recently signed a development deal with Fox, if he gets a show his Stern days will probably be numbered. All I can say is that he is a addictive fat guy with a heart of gold and a liver of a 98 year old.
Artie Lange described former female wrestler Chyna Doll's genitalia as a clitcock or a clock.
by Bukkake the porno clown November 24, 2006
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manky langer

Irish slang term meaning Filthy Drunk
That ole' Mick Jamie pissed himself, he's nothing but a Manky Langer
by BigFish March 12, 2015
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Auld Lang Syne

Scottish for "Old Long Since." Which means the good old days. It is the traditional song played on New Years Eve.
Dude, their playing Auld Lang Syne for the New Years special on t.v.
by OnceLer January 1, 2006
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Lang Jai

Comes from the Chirese meaning Handsome
by Wonton Panda September 11, 2010
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justin langer

a condom- originates from the name of an Australian cricket player, Justin Langer. Term developed in Western Australia.
by freedy12345 September 15, 2009
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Alex lange

Alex Lange is an original member of team 10. He is very cute, humble and he is an energetic boy. He usually make carpool karaoke videos on his channel. He likes to travel the world with his girlfriend, Bailee Madison. He also help people fight cancer by selling lemonades and the money that him and his friends got is for them to donate to cancer. Tristan is his partner in crime, he is with Tristan Tales almost everyday! Him and Tristan loves to make goofy videos together and have fun all day. He likes to make funny Instagram Stories like Tristan does.
Girl1 : OMG! Is that Alex Lange?
Girl2 : Yes! I think it's him. But who is that girl on his side?
Girl3 : That must be his girlfriend that is always there for him.
Girl1 : And who's that guy on his left side?
Girl3 : It's his ultimate third-wheeler, Tristan Tales
by ILoveBailex August 31, 2017
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