trash landing

The art of conveniently landing in a large pile of trash in a movie, usually during a chase scene, a fight scene, or when jumping off a tall building.

"Wow, that was a lucky trash landing!"

by Another Mel October 23, 2007

talk land

To smoke cigars with acquaintances, coworkers, or friends. Refers to a sophisticated or classy act

Clark: What'd ya'll do during halftime of the superbowl?
Daniel: Oh, you know, we talked land. Kept it classy.
Clark: Ah man, you smoked cigars? I love to talk land.

by a dirty, dirty monkey July 3, 2011

land whale

An extremely obese woman. More commonly known as a BIG BITCH. Often seen cruising buffet lines or getting smashed by guys who are hard up for some pussy. Much like a real whale, there is a lot of blubber and they secrete grease and oil. They often smell like stale fish although they rarely go in the water.

Hey man, did you see that land whale Mike was messin' with? I told him to watch out, now he went and fucked up and got that bitch pregnant. That's messed up.

by 210 Playa April 15, 2010

land snorkel

A blow job

El Toro- " She sure has a pretty mouth!"
Ray- " Yeah...she might not have starred in "Deliverance", but she knows how to work the land snorkel."

by Juan Nutt March 23, 2011

badussy land

the worlds most unknown secret mysterious awakening island on earth. it holds many wonders and goes way back through history.

a baddie: badussy land is so underrated man.
a loser: no its not, shush it.

by wonky middle fingers May 8, 2022

Zooter Land

The place you visit when you get so unbelievable high.

Dude... I think I’m in Zooter Land right now.

by undeadtitan March 9, 2019

profiterole land

A place where everything is well, all the people are happy, the land is full of peace and the walls have ears. The only source of food is pavlova and profiteroles however, which leads to large scale obesity.

We searched high and low for profiterole land, we had to endure the co-op microwave lasanga meal and we also discovered "OH NO". When we got there, Kate shouted "profiterole land", and a large, warm sunny glow bathed us. We entered profiterole land, and we all soon tasted the tastiest profiteroles that anyone could have ever tasted. Then we got fat and died.

!!!!!!ZE END!!!!!!

by ho hum... December 28, 2006