Dog fucker, condescending liar, loves making false accusations (partnered with his "breeder" girlfriend), worthless piece of shit, useless waste of life. Glory-seeking fire-fighting wacker that thinks he is worth something. Settles for being a useless lazy person that pays nothing to support his children, with a minimal job & no aspiration for growth; piece of shit by definition.
by anonymous June 16, 2023
Get the Village Idiot of Northern Lancaster Countymug. by 18284833 September 21, 2021
Get the Lancaster Housemug. a guy that is popular but has an ever changing personality. whenever he hangs out with a new group of people he will subconsciously alter his personality those of the people around him. overtime, its rare to see him without a group of people, and if you do, he just looks like hes a lost wandering cat. typically short and dumb. however, in the right environment he could excel without being aware of what's going on.
Person 1: Why does Lancaster look so depressed?
Person 2: Yeahhh, hes always like that when hes not surrounded by a bunch of people
Person 2: Yeahhh, hes always like that when hes not surrounded by a bunch of people
by jensimson November 15, 2022
Get the lancastermug. The art of fishing ones own turd out of the bath whilst occupying it, then gently placing it in the toilet.
Ah ya know me Terry, didn't have time to take a shit then have a bath so I just shat in the bath and gave it the old Lancaster Scoop.
by Spartan2020 November 21, 2020
Get the Lancaster Scoopmug.