Krispy Kreme

A crusty blowjob/oral sex, the morning after the hookup

Dude1: so how did the hookup go last night?
Dude2: woke up and she gave me a Krispy Kreme and some coffee...talking full on continental breakfast bro...and I was like, Days Inn...

by captainskitz April 25, 2023

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Krispy Kreme

When you cum into a deep fryer and serve it to you partner with out their knowledge.

“I gave her some Krispy Kreme for dessert. She had no idea.”

by Theclaw14612 March 14, 2022

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A Krispy Kreme is a deviant sexual act in which a person beholding a penis ejaculates around the asshole of another person. The ejaculate is then left to dry, leaving a glazing in between the sweet cheeks of the ejaculatee. Once the glaze has hardened to the desired consistency, the ejaculator (or others) proceed(s) to gobble the Krispy Kreme resembling sphincter.

Person 1 "Thank you for dinner, is there any dessert?",

Person 2 "Yes, here's a Krispy Kreme Dave and I prepared earlier" *Pulling down pants to reveal shiny glazed rectum*.

by EnthusiasticBaking January 14, 2025

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