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Cripple Krabs

A Cripple Krab is a dumb ass lady with a sexual disorder of "Damn your to fat to walk" , They can also be harvested for the oils that they secrete when queefing out of there second ass hole witch is located on the top of there head. Dont forget when skining these animals, be careful for the midget living in the animals kangaroo sack. They are very dangerous to the enviorment due to the tank of shit juice starpped to there back, if ruptered please for the love of Chuck Norris, do not consume the juice, it can cause atomic diarreaha and nuculer aids and ultra hrpyes. Happy Krabs!
Bystander 1: Oh my god its a Cripple Krabs! run!

Bystander 2: Run!
by Cyris97 January 1, 2012
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krabby patty

Jenn seems to be such a krabby Patty ever sence the mailmam broke her computer.
by Nadun January 19, 2005
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Mr Krabs

When your partner kills the mood after stimulating your genitalia by shouting "CAN YOU FEEL IT NOW MR. KRABS!!!"
I went to bed with blue balls because my girl Mr krabs me
by bluebody August 22, 2015
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krabby patty

A bitch with herpes and or crabs up in her vagina game.
I heard Floyd gave Jelly a krabby patty last night.
by Charles Caplan June 21, 2007
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Krabby Patty

2k move cheesaholic made up when the defender is behind you and you shoot and green or white the shot
He’s behind be that’s a green krabby patty
by HeyA-aron August 7, 2020
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mr krabs

by animeisgood January 25, 2019
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Krabby Patty

Krabbing a girls patties is the equivalent of anal penetration.
Guy 1: Hey man Brittney gave me the keys to the krusty krab last night.
Guy 2: What do you mean
Guy 1: She totally let me Krabby her Patties
Guy 2: Niceeee, buttsex?
Krabby Patty- anal penetration
by Bugs Bunny’s Firetruck December 12, 2019
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