the dog fucked the ass-kisser

It’s an old Persian saying for when someone is trying to point out that there is nothing but shame in being an ass-kisser to an ass-kisser.

A: Hijab is a culture for all our Iranian women and we should make sure everyone wears it at all times.

B: Shut up man, the dog fucked the ass-kisser.

In this example, person A was trying to support the forced hijab rule and cover it up by calling it culture.

by Gabric October 23, 2022

Pickle Kisser

A man that enjoys it when another mans penis is in his mouth.

Justin Timberlake is a Pickle Kisser.

by Dr. Brownthumb May 28, 2008

coral kisser

A coral kisser is similar to a tree-hugger. Someone who is concerned with saveing the oceans.

Anyone who has ever vollenteered to clean up a sea shore, save a beached whale, or logged more than 100 dives. an example: The coral kissers where out in force to band the use of fertilizers on the golf courses of FL.

by M. Spangenberg January 13, 2008

Woman kisser

A woman (self-defined) that likes/enjoys/longs to kiss woman...a lot, a little, peck, deep, long, slow, on the lips and other places of a woman's body.

Oh...look at that woman kisser crossing the street.

by genuinedyke May 8, 2011

cankle kisser

A middle aged man who hides in a Woman's room stall at Airports for an opportunity to sneak a peak or kiss the ankles of a morbidly obese woman in adjacent stalls.

Tammy, your infected corns can wait I just found out the town doctor was arrested under the new cankle kisser statute.

by stinkylettuce July 29, 2009

weiner kisser

A name for a friend who you aren't really close with or someone you like to poke fun at. Thus you call them a weiner kisser.

It usually bugs them, but it sounds funny, and it isn't too harsh.

Friend: "Hey man."
Brad: "What are ya doin' you weiner kisser?"
Friend: "Ugh..."
Brad: "Bahaha!!"

by Stanley Wojack July 31, 2009

kiser

A slang term for dick

Damn bro he’s such a kiser

by Thack September 3, 2017