ket cut

A hair cut usually occupied by a drug dealer or a druggy, they spend all their money their mum gave them for a haircut on ket, so they can’t afford a hair cut

Greg- what number trim is that ??
Lew- Ahhhh don’t sweat it mate, it’s a ket cut

by feesh June 13, 2018

Ket cup

Used by the best spice heads of britain, mainly Sheffield based. Only hard ens use it, it’s a cup that contains all ur spicey needs such as ket, ur regular spice, anything u want rlly. Can be made at home or bought from ur nearest b and m bargains

Alreyt cunt that’s a nice ket cup u got there

by Massive unit March 9, 2019

Ket lag

When you do a bump, it doesn’t hit so you do another.

Oh I didn’t feel that at all. Oh wait I’ve done too much, I think I had ket lag.

by Gfxdesigner93 January 25, 2022

Ketted out

When you have taken too much ket and start talking nonsense.

I had too much ket bruh, I'm ketted out.

by amsterdam_41 March 22, 2024

Ket Land

The illusionary state of mind when someone consumes the drug Ketamine. The state of mind can be so extreme that the consumer feels that they are in a whole different universe or land.

Yeah, same. I'm in Ket Land right now. It's amazing!

by Druf175 March 5, 2011

Ket

Is another way of saying "cat" but funnier. Most people don't know this or I just made it up. All I know is that this is a way to say "cat" while confusing everyone.

Person A: Hey look it's a Ket!
Person B: Where?
Person A: It's right in front of you!
Person B: What's a Ket!?!?

by can i eat this February 5, 2023

Ket

Karl’s favourite midnight snack

Damn bambi did you just do some ket

by Matt Darville February 6, 2021