Pre Ket

The watery substance that comes out of the ketchup bottle before the ketchup.

Man this burger looked really good before i accidentally put pre ket on it.

by Calumboerlenballs December 29, 2016

Ket

Ketamine (veterinary tranquilliser)
Special K
K class
-also used for post surgical pain management in humans -
-anaesthetic/disassociative - sometimes used for hard to treat depression.

* "I love me some Ket."
* "Ket heads"
* "Too much Ket made her incontinent "
* "That Ket was banging."

by Awkward broccoli January 7, 2024

Ket lag

When you do a bump, it doesn’t hit so you do another.

Oh I didn’t feel that at all. Oh wait I’ve done too much, I think I had ket lag.

by Gfxdesigner93 January 25, 2022

Ket cup

Used by the best spice heads of britain, mainly Sheffield based. Only hard ens use it, it’s a cup that contains all ur spicey needs such as ket, ur regular spice, anything u want rlly. Can be made at home or bought from ur nearest b and m bargains

Alreyt cunt that’s a nice ket cup u got there

by Massive unit March 9, 2019

ket lights

Multicoloured LED party lights that one would usually find in a ket den, or a UK university halls. Songs that compliment ket lights include most drum and bass, particularly 'The Damn Guy' by Grima x Azza.

Should we wack on the ket lights?

by _mayhem February 6, 2020

Barre kets

A person that is just an all round good guy. Someone you love to spend time with.

Do you remember Petra from last night? She was a real barre kets!

by Dennes June 26, 2025

Ket

Tiny little todgers on a tandem in a tangent.

I like ket, but be careful of those tangents.

by Ketzstrall September 14, 2018