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jub jub wants rub rub

jub jub wants rub rub means that a person who is named Jacqueline wants sex.
"OMG, I heard that jub jub wants rub rub."
"No way! She is such a slut."
by whisker.fetish December 19, 2017
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Jub

A back rub from Jack's to Kelsey's in which Kelsey's are 90%-100% passed out by the end and have their anxieties removed.
Please come over and give me a long hard jub so I can fall asleep.

I could really use a jub right now, jub right now.
by Jubber June 2, 2010
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Jubbing

Combination of Judging and Clubbing

Jubbing: the practice of attending a night club with one or two friends the sole purpose of people watching and judging those people on their looks, clothes, body type, dancing etc.
Usage: My friend and I went jubbing on the weekend. You wouldn’t believe how many slack jawed yokels we saw.
by Flatlandertom March 5, 2021
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JUB

Term ubiquitously used by the expansive community of the “Return To Jubland” Franchise. Referring to the jeffing legend King JUB Lord of All Goblins

“It’s more than just the character himself” says Mop of The Birds “i- I say it in every sentence it seems. It’s not a conscious decision … it jubst happens.”
“It’s a plague I tell you. You start with saying slop like “What the JUB!” and “I’m gonna JUB you off.” But once you get going.. the JUB Train does not stop.- Lazaro Lover of Lard
It is apparent from these observations that this outbreak will only get worse as time goes on in Jubland. This word actively taking acres of landscape in your head altering the way you think, speak, act, and JUB
“When I think of Tiny Kong I want to JUB it”
“Be so deadbutt.. I know JUB isn’t an acronym for something evil and crazey right?”
What the pmo is a footjub?”
by Arsonkinnie February 16, 2025
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Kum Jub

Hillbilly term for anything that results in ejaculation. Typically heard throughout the Southern regions, and mainly used amongst the Ozarks by bib-wearing mountain men.
"That Sally-Girl really knows how to give a good kum jub mmmHmm."
"Well unbutton my britches it sounds like I'm in for a good kum jub this evenin' "
by romawe May 15, 2018
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Jub

To “Jub” means to proceed on an action that is neat or impressive to others, typically persisting to something of practical value.
Person 1: did you see Ryan got an A on his math final?
Person 2: Yes, he totally jubbed the test.
by Pale Mcartney July 24, 2024
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Jub

The ground-breaking scientific discovery of presumably a 10-year old who doesn't like FaZe
Oh, did you hear about that kid Jub? Nasa is planning to send him to Mars to see if he can survive.
by Acodskrub April 21, 2018
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