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Juan

A REALLY REALLY REALLY UGLY ASS GUY WITH A BIG ASS BUTT CHIN AND SMELLS LIKE A DICK and sweats so much he looks like he has ducks swimming in his armpits.
OMG JUAN IS SO UGLY

MY EYES JUAN IS SO UGLY

GIVE ME BLEACH JUAN IS COMING
by Ugly123104 July 14, 2018
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Juan

Juan is an amazing person. The first moment you look at him you automatically know you wanna be his friend...or even more. He has incredible looks. He can make you feel so special and can bring up your self esteem. He is nice, funny, talented, athletic, handsome, and many more things. You'll never want to lose a juan.
Person 1: dang who's that?!
Person 2: his name is juan, he's amazing
by My names none of ur beeswax October 17, 2019
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Juan

Person: Juan!

100 people: Que?
by Jessie0.4 December 7, 2016
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juan

a very commonly used mexican name
hey juan. hey juan,dude were is juan
by pacoxs July 28, 2006
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Juan

He is extremely gay, rubs on peoples thighs, get’s all the transgender girls to suck on their dick, and loves dry humping men in the hallways. He leaves his nut in the hallways. He stares at sausages swinging around in the lockeroom. James Charles said he gives the best head.
Oh look! The notorious Juan is humping my homie in the locker room. Watch your back!!
by anonymous December 14, 2020
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Juan

Ok a latino who is really funny and loving. He listens to xxxtentacion and trippie redd. He's genuinely a great person. Hell he cares more about his friends then himself. He is easily gets his heart broken and depressed. He can be sarcastic at times but he's will always be there for you as long as you stay by him. He will stand up for you. 10/10 if you try to replace him you're STOOPID.
Person 1- I think imma try to replace Juan.

Person 2- DEADASS YOU'RE DUMB AF
by Knowledge Master October 15, 2018
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Juan

Juan is one of the top class people who has a skill and also very charming at the same time. He has very sexy voice which you wanna hear the first when you wake up and for the last thing of your day. He is very kind in public like no one would ever know he goes fucking rough on a bed.
-How do you pronounce your name?
-it’s Juan
- like just ‘one’?
-Yea lol
by Cocoa Tea December 17, 2018
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