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get Alex Jonesed

When someone loses access to their accounts on multiple online services, as punishment for violating no rules on one of the services, as though by conspiracy.
"Mister Metokur's Facebook page is down?"
"Yeah, after he got his second YouTube strike, they counted it as three strikes, and then he started to get Alex Jonesed."
by DiscoKrakken August 28, 2018
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keep up with the Joneses

Basically, it's an expression used to symbolize jealousy across the neighborhood and the need to keep up with each other. It's usually just technology, but the subject can be changed to lawnmowers, cars, etc.
Sometime in 2001...
Joseph: Dad! May I have the PS2?
Dad: No, you still have your Nintendo 64, right?
Joseph: It can play DVD's.
Dad: Okay, be prepared, I'll drive you to the Best Buy.
Dad, this time on his mind: I'll have to keep up with the Joneses!
by ilikeguns:) November 10, 2020
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Pac-man Jonesing

eng.
1. An uncontrollable urge to carry large amounts of money in brown paper bags and frequent strip clubs for dinner at 3 in the morning.
2. The ability to be arrested 12 times, yet never see the inside of a jail cell.
3. Waste of talent.
exe 1=guy1: Yo dog, whatchu do last night?
guy2: Hit up the atm and went Pac-man Jonesing for some seafood.
exe 2=guy1 Yall heard 5-0 got Trey last night red handed?
guy2: Shit, that muthafucka gonna Pac-man Jones them charges.
exe 3=M.C. Hammer,"I remember when I was popular, then I just Pac-man Jonesed it all away."
by Nick Bockwinkle March 29, 2008
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Indiana Jonesing

(V.) the act of trying to find something very hard then realizing it is right in front of you.
Yeah as I was saying, he kept indiana jonesing for the napkins but then he realized they were right in front of him.
by Cuzican777 December 19, 2010
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Jonesing (Jones-ing)

If someone is 'Jonesing', they are incredibly excited for something, sometimes to the point that the wait for this thing is getting on their tits.
'I'm Jonesing (Jones-ing) for this bag of sniff'
'I'm definitely not Jonesing (Jones-ing) for this prostate exam'
by Joneser November 23, 2018
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Gibsin up with the joneses

When one fantasy team bukkakes on another
He wasn’t really gibsin up with the joneses
by Gibsinupjoneses September 20, 2021
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Jonesing

When you want something so bad that your mouth waters, your tummy hurts and you're brain can't get off of it.
I'm jonesing to see her again.
by I watch people souls November 23, 2021
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