When someone loses access to their accounts on multiple online services, as punishment for violating no rules on one of the services, as though by conspiracy.
"Mister Metokur's Facebook page is down?"
"Yeah, after he got his second YouTube strike, they counted it as three strikes, and then he started to get Alex Jonesed."
"Yeah, after he got his second YouTube strike, they counted it as three strikes, and then he started to get Alex Jonesed."
by DiscoKrakken August 28, 2018
Get the get Alex Jonesedmug. Basically, it's an expression used to symbolize jealousy across the neighborhood and the need to keep up with each other. It's usually just technology, but the subject can be changed to lawnmowers, cars, etc.
Sometime in 2001...
Joseph: Dad! May I have the PS2?
Dad: No, you still have your Nintendo 64, right?
Joseph: It can play DVD's.
Dad: Okay, be prepared, I'll drive you to the Best Buy.
Dad, this time on his mind: I'll have to keep up with the Joneses!
Joseph: Dad! May I have the PS2?
Dad: No, you still have your Nintendo 64, right?
Joseph: It can play DVD's.
Dad: Okay, be prepared, I'll drive you to the Best Buy.
Dad, this time on his mind: I'll have to keep up with the Joneses!
by ilikeguns:) November 10, 2020
Get the keep up with the Jonesesmug. eng.
1. An uncontrollable urge to carry large amounts of money in brown paper bags and frequent strip clubs for dinner at 3 in the morning.
2. The ability to be arrested 12 times, yet never see the inside of a jail cell.
3. Waste of talent.
1. An uncontrollable urge to carry large amounts of money in brown paper bags and frequent strip clubs for dinner at 3 in the morning.
2. The ability to be arrested 12 times, yet never see the inside of a jail cell.
3. Waste of talent.
exe 1=guy1: Yo dog, whatchu do last night?
guy2: Hit up the atm and went Pac-man Jonesing for some seafood.
exe 2=guy1 Yall heard 5-0 got Trey last night red handed?
guy2: Shit, that muthafucka gonna Pac-man Jones them charges.
exe 3=M.C. Hammer,"I remember when I was popular, then I just Pac-man Jonesed it all away."
guy2: Hit up the atm and went Pac-man Jonesing for some seafood.
exe 2=guy1 Yall heard 5-0 got Trey last night red handed?
guy2: Shit, that muthafucka gonna Pac-man Jones them charges.
exe 3=M.C. Hammer,"I remember when I was popular, then I just Pac-man Jonesed it all away."
by Nick Bockwinkle March 29, 2008
Get the Pac-man Jonesingmug. Yeah as I was saying, he kept indiana jonesing for the napkins but then he realized they were right in front of him.
by Cuzican777 December 19, 2010
Get the Indiana Jonesingmug. If someone is 'Jonesing', they are incredibly excited for something, sometimes to the point that the wait for this thing is getting on their tits.
'I'm Jonesing (Jones-ing) for this bag of sniff'
'I'm definitely not Jonesing (Jones-ing) for this prostate exam'
'I'm definitely not Jonesing (Jones-ing) for this prostate exam'
by Joneser November 23, 2018
Get the Jonesing (Jones-ing)mug. by .0.7.9.7.1.5.3.7.4.6.5.9.7.3.4 May 7, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>Okinawan JOnese< okiNawa joNes, okinawA jonesE<.7.9.7.6.>mug. Jonese is a very unique name first of all
& she is so kind and loyal but she can be rude if u get in her way. Jonese is into bad boys so she loves a good challenge in her relationships. she believes in god and she loves her bestfriend almost all the boys/girls are obsessed with her well like 10-15 boys/girls she has lots of friends. But she keeps her circle very small. She will trust you but if you break her trust that’s the end of it for you. Don’t mess with a JONESE instead of pissing her off once you find one keep her CLOSE.
& she is so kind and loyal but she can be rude if u get in her way. Jonese is into bad boys so she loves a good challenge in her relationships. she believes in god and she loves her bestfriend almost all the boys/girls are obsessed with her well like 10-15 boys/girls she has lots of friends. But she keeps her circle very small. She will trust you but if you break her trust that’s the end of it for you. Don’t mess with a JONESE instead of pissing her off once you find one keep her CLOSE.
by Lunatics Exists November 21, 2021
Get the Jonesemug.