by I'm Blah October 14, 2009
Get the Jonas Brothers mug.A shitty and talentless band that plays Excrement falsely classified as rock music. The common Jonas Brothers fan that I have come across claims to be a hardcore rocker. When these fans are asked about rock legends such as Led Zeppelin, Lynard Skynard, Rolling Stones, The Beatles, or Nirvana they scratch their head in confusion.
Jimmy: My favorite band is the Jonas Brothers.
Bob: What the hell happened to Slayer, Pantera, or Metallica? I hate this world.
Bob: What the hell happened to Slayer, Pantera, or Metallica? I hate this world.
by Coerce1 March 17, 2009
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by this one's for you, zoe January 7, 2010
Get the Jonas Brothers mug.One of the four members of the Jonas Brothers "music" band. As sellouts, they have absolutely no talent and only appeal to 9-15 year old girls.
12 Year old girl;
1. OmG! i LoVe thE JonAs BroThErs!!! TheY'Re SooOO HaWt!!
Aboutanyone else;
1. see's jonas brothers on tv: Fuck, wheres the remote???
2. Bob: So when do you think the Jonas brothers start making REAL music?
Jerry: They cant, they dont have any talent.
1. OmG! i LoVe thE JonAs BroThErs!!! TheY'Re SooOO HaWt!!
Aboutanyone else;
1. see's jonas brothers on tv: Fuck, wheres the remote???
2. Bob: So when do you think the Jonas brothers start making REAL music?
Jerry: They cant, they dont have any talent.
by Earthling 12345476586646876798 February 28, 2009
Get the Jonas Brother mug.They always say that people are just jealous of them. Actually, I find it quite pathetic that they must slander others to defend a musical group. They have insufficeint vocabulary and intelligence to express an opinion without insulting others.
NOW YOU KNOW THAT A JONAS BROTHERS FAN IS A SPAWN OF SATAN. HOORAH.
NOW YOU KNOW THAT A JONAS BROTHERS FAN IS A SPAWN OF SATAN. HOORAH.
Real Jonas Brothers Fans' Comments:
(Sorry about length, but I wanted to get the point in. These are 100% REAL.)
you suck the jonas brothers ROCKKKKKK!! and if you dont think so then you are a jelous hater who should get a life! The jonas brothers havent done anything to be hated. so get a life.
Me:
You're not serious, right????
XD
Response:
all the JB haters are FAGGOTSSSSSSSS. And they REALLY need to get a life
Me:
Ouch, that burns.
PS- You kindasortasomewhat just raped the S key right there. What did it ever do to you?
xXx
Nightflare514-
Retard, I've never shown my clothes in any of my videos. Just the shoulders of my shirt.
JonasBrothersfanOMG-
hello? look at the picture of you in profile icon. um...ew!
Nightflare514-
It's a UGA (In case you didn't know this, UGA stands for University Of Georgia..Yeahhh. Can you pronounce that for me?) shirt. It's better than a Jonas Brothers Tee.
JonasBrothersfanOMG-
um...no it isn't! jonas brothers shirts are amazing. i have tons of them. where are your clothes from? the dump? sure looks like it.
(Sorry about length, but I wanted to get the point in. These are 100% REAL.)
you suck the jonas brothers ROCKKKKKK!! and if you dont think so then you are a jelous hater who should get a life! The jonas brothers havent done anything to be hated. so get a life.
Me:
You're not serious, right????
XD
Response:
all the JB haters are FAGGOTSSSSSSSS. And they REALLY need to get a life
Me:
Ouch, that burns.
PS- You kindasortasomewhat just raped the S key right there. What did it ever do to you?
xXx
Nightflare514-
Retard, I've never shown my clothes in any of my videos. Just the shoulders of my shirt.
JonasBrothersfanOMG-
hello? look at the picture of you in profile icon. um...ew!
Nightflare514-
It's a UGA (In case you didn't know this, UGA stands for University Of Georgia..Yeahhh. Can you pronounce that for me?) shirt. It's better than a Jonas Brothers Tee.
JonasBrothersfanOMG-
um...no it isn't! jonas brothers shirts are amazing. i have tons of them. where are your clothes from? the dump? sure looks like it.
by uberdork August 5, 2008
Get the Jonas Brothers Fan mug.The quintessence of faggotry. Possible target for assassination. Worst music of all time which promotes stupidity.
Teacher:"Give me a sentence for quintessence Johny."
Johny:"The Jonas Brothers are the quintessence of faggotry."
Teacher:" Excellent! A+!"
Johny:"The Jonas Brothers are the quintessence of faggotry."
Teacher:" Excellent! A+!"
by Manwithamilliondollars March 11, 2009
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2. Useless pieces of shit that fangirls love to eat
3. Something about the worst music in the world aka wannabes.
4. JonASS BLOWERS
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2. Useless pieces of shit that fangirls love to eat
3. Something about the worst music in the world aka wannabes.
4. JonASS BLOWERS
5. definition of GAY
Jonas Brothers free time.
Jonas #1: *wiggling his naked ass* C'mon Nick! Harder!
Jonas #2: Okidoki! *shoves his sausage into ass* Oh!*moans*
Jonas #3: Don't forget me! *jacks off*
Jonas #1: *wiggling his naked ass* C'mon Nick! Harder!
Jonas #2: Okidoki! *shoves his sausage into ass* Oh!*moans*
Jonas #3: Don't forget me! *jacks off*
by pizzamanilla January 24, 2010
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