Johnathan

a fucking idot

welp thats a johnathan

by an existent being October 1, 2019

Johnathan

The best man you will ever meet in your entire life. He is the most loving, caring, passionate, intelligent, kind and sexy man in the whole entire world. He can light up any room with his infectious smile. He's the strongest person you know and can literally lift you up with one hand, thats hot. His handsome face is also home to the most beautiful eyes that make you melt and make you fall in love with one glance. His teeth are also beautiful because he's got these little fangs that make you smile. :) You can never be mad at him because he's such a thoughtful guy. He's also the proud owner of a meme page so you know he can make you laugh. Johnathan: 100/10 best guy in the world

Who is she with? oh thats Johnathan, he's such a great guy, i'm jelly...
Some girl: Who has the cute little fangs?

Another girl: Thats Johnathan, all the girls go crazy for them

by amartini160 November 6, 2019

Joharie

Basically Royalty! Meaning Jewelry in Arabic. A rich bitch princess

Joharie is such a gem =)

by Sexy Ms. Joharie June 14, 2011

johnald crump

A version of Donald Trump that has descended into the god realm.

Person 1: My dad is vac he will ban your steam hahahahha enjoy a vaccation idiot.
Person 2: Oh yeah? Well my dad is the great Johnald Crump. He can smite you down in an instant.
Person 1: Oh. Ok.

by Piemann November 17, 2016

Johnathan

A pretty cool dude. He’s a true gentleman through and through and can cheer you up in an instant. He breathes well and sometimes too well.If you kiss his girl or kill his dog he’ll be fine with it but not if you do both. Don’t ask him about it or he gets upset but he know how to get around some vampires. Again don’t ask about it.

Person A: Hey look it’s johnathan
Person B: IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING JOJOS REFERENCE?!?!?
Person A: have you been taking drugs again?

by IjustlikeJoJo April 28, 2020

johngrace

(v) The act of playing the bass guitar decently while using your fingers.

Dude you totally johngrace on the bass guitar.

by johngrace August 16, 2006

Johnathan

Johnathan is A handsome lightskin with big brown eyes and a huge dick

Dang I wish my dick was as big as Johnathan's

by Jrmoneyboy March 11, 2017