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by Johannes king March 18, 2017
Get the johannes nyman helmeriusmug. by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 14, 2025
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He has an amazing but, that he knows how to use to get attention.
The best part is still his huge loving heart...
He has an amazing but, that he knows how to use to get attention.
The best part is still his huge loving heart...
by peperuda July 13, 2017
Get the johannes jan petermug. 
A type of person who loves to share Hentai with others, despite nobody likes it or wants it to be shared with them.
He can also be an extremely annoying asshole if you don't add him into your Hangouts group in fear of him spamming Hentai.
If he is not allowed to join you in a game, he will find your server and will grief until you quit the game out of frustration.
He has many friends who are just like him and will gang up on you to do his bidding.
If you see a Johannes make sure you trust him before you invite him to your Hangouts.
He can also be an extremely annoying asshole if you don't add him into your Hangouts group in fear of him spamming Hentai.
If he is not allowed to join you in a game, he will find your server and will grief until you quit the game out of frustration.
He has many friends who are just like him and will gang up on you to do his bidding.
If you see a Johannes make sure you trust him before you invite him to your Hangouts.
#Johannes
by DapperIlluminatist June 7, 2018
Get the Johannesmug. The throat goat
by Tiedejouanipa February 5, 2025
Get the Tiebe johannesmug. the sexiest man all i could say. hes amazing, he has a big dick he just doesnt admit it. if u ever see Johannes in ur life, better watch out cuz he has already gf for sure. his gf would throw fangs at every who trying hit him. hes perfect man ull ever find ur life, Johannes stands for perfection, hes just perfect any guy could be. the funniest, and the kindest person. hes a keeper and his handsome looks, oh me
by CrazyForJohannes July 24, 2022
Get the Johannesmug.