jensensupan

pampadagdag pag kulang!

si jensen? kulang tyo e....

by yuseff February 18, 2004

Jensen

(an act named after the person who first performed this)

Jensen - (Jen'sin) The act of fingering yourself for a long period of time until your finger (or any other body part placed inside the female happy spot) looks like a raisin/prune.
(As in being in the bathtub too long)

"Tonight im gonna DJ it for so long i'm gonna Jense my whole hand"

"Man i was hitting it for so long my balls were all Jensed"

*phone sex convo* "Im Jensen right now sexy"

by Joseph Siler February 20, 2008

Jensenite

A name for fans of Jensen Ackles, who stars in the hit television show Supernatural as Dean Winchester.

Kaitlynne: Did you see that episode of Supernatural last night?

Alex: No.

Kaitlynne: It was awesome, Jensen was so amazing, as always.

Alex: You're such a Jensenite.

by TheTrueJensenite January 4, 2011

jensento

When you go into a cursing extravaganza because something or someone made you angry. normaly the curses dont make anysense thrown all together and it just sounds like a load of woo haa or jibberish

You better shut up or im gonna go jensento on your ass...Im gonna fucking kill those shit mother fucker bitch calling me gay..ect.

by cm fo life July 3, 2006

Dirk Jensen

A man who sucks penis. Occasionally swallowing the ensuing semen. Gross. A total homosexual.

That guy looks like such a Dirk Jensen.

by trentw.604 August 29, 2009

jensen

extremely large negro, opposite of bensen

omg look at that jensen i bet he's got a gun

by tek5 February 26, 2010

Jensen

1) Of or pertaining to an awful, putrid smell
2) A smell combining the odors of pipe tobacco, rancid skim milk, and incense.
3) A large mess made in conjunction with the kitchen, living room, and laundry room.

-Much to my dismay I went downstairs a realized there was a huge Jensen.
-After rolling in trash the bum smelled of a Jensen-esque odor.
-Eating Indian food might result in having to take a huge Jensen.

by Jason Proctor December 14, 2008