Johan

A banana, usually really big.

Johan is really big!!

by urban.fkn.dictionary December 12, 2016

Johan Maxén

Sexy beats, a real Viking, he gets all the pussy and none of the STD. Most metal person you Will ever meet and the badass too. His Viking legasy goes back through out history and both has Satan and Odin at his side

Wow did you see Johan Maxén at that msyhem show. Yeah he dived into the crowd from a plane.
Johan Maxén is a beast.

by Viking beast December 13, 2016

Johan

A man who appears lady like from how unlikeable they usually are

“That guy over there is such a Johan”

by JohanHater December 12, 2018

Johan Olesen

A person, typically of the male gender, who has perfectly even-sized symmetrical arms.

"Wow Johan Olesen, very symmetrical arms you've got there!" and "You have a very even-sized pair of arms my young boy, named Johan Olesen."

by GenderfluidAsexualSunLolly January 31, 2019

Johan

A name of Scandinavian origins, usually used for men. It is a shortened version of the biblical name Johannes, and most famously Johannes the baptist.

Usual conversations involving the name Johan includes: "Wow Johan you really have a couple of good ol' normal arms right there" and "High five Johan!" followed by "Nice, you're so good at high fiving"

by GenderfluidAsexualSunLolly February 4, 2019

is Andy Johan gay?

Is Andy Johan gay? a commonly asked question. Nobody knows if he's gay, straight or even human. who is he? what is he, and is he gay?, Andy Johan or Andy Johandy is a well known Musician/Youtuber in Denmark, he is the maker of the award winning album "kast mig i havnen" which translates to throw me in the harbor, Andy's videos are boring for The most people, But some people, just about 101 people are extremely attracted to him and his videos, they understand him, and they help him, and in exchange they get videos, music, livestreams, etc.

guy 1: hey have you heard of the new game that's coming out?

guy 2: yes, but is Andy Johan gay?

by Lil_Dick_Gurl_666 September 11, 2018

Johan

This name is associated with super awesome people. A Johan will usually enjoy past times like playing guitar and playing World of Warcraft. They are people that will make you feel so happy that you wake up every morning thinking that you are the luckiest person alive to have them in your life. A Johan is not only tall, dark and handsome, but they also have stunning eyes. They also pronounce words such as "fluffy" and "bunny" very cutely. People love a Johan very very much.
He also belong to a Queen called Angeline
#johan#world of warcraft#bunny#guitar#handsome

Angeline: "Wow, that Johan makes me so happy. I love him.He is my boyfriend "

by Nahok September 25, 2018