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Johan

The most ruthless unstoppable force if you mess with the Johan you are on sight for life
the Johan will stop at nothing to win in silent warfare.
Hey, look there’s Johan

Watch out he’s ahead of the game you might wanna leave Johan alone.
by Overinflated October 27, 2025
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Jóhan

Being a jóhan means that you are someone who thinks he/she is a gangster or a jamaican drug lord, but actually is just a fat little prick
by Hóri Klakstein April 17, 2023
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johan ludwig von

used as a prefix to someone's given name to connotate respect and good standing
sort of like "my dear friend," but more rapistadorian and germanic

originated by the world-renowned mastertrician Angus MacBruce... Mr. MacBruce has received a degree in the masterly arts (including masterism, masterology, masterography, mastiophonics, and others)
Bruce Lee: johan ludwig von jose, i connote respect and good standing to your name and family and admire your flamboyant pants.
JC gives BL a look of inspiration...
Jose Contreras: I thank you kind sir!
by benny b from the bronx November 11, 2004
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johan liebert

Person 1: you hear about the best anime antagonist johan liebert?

Person 2: nah cheif

Person 1: fuckin johan like Jesus fuck just watch the anime fuckin horrifying motherfucker
by Yaboi_J June 25, 2021
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Johan Franzen

Franzen (fron-zen):

1) Noun: Swedish hockey player for the Detroit Redwings. Nicknamed 'The Mule' for his large physical size, Franzen was noted for an outstanding year in the 2008 NHL playoffs.

2) Adjective: Something with great value and general high regard.

3) Verb: To conquer with ease. Often used in a sexual context.
1) "When I grow up, I want to be just like Johan Franzen."
"No one can stop the Franzen."

2) "This beer is fuckin Franzen."
"Damn girl, you lookin' Franzen tonight. Let me buy you a drink"

3) "I Franzened that physics final this morning."
"That girl in the red? Yeah, I Franzened that last thursday."
by Hoodedcarrot April 30, 2008
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johan santana

johan santana strikes the mother*ers out!
by Twins Win September 10, 2006
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Johan K Jensen

Johan K Jensen is a descriptive word meaning that something or someone are cool/hot.
The word originates in Sweden, where Johan K Jensen is a famous singer/movie-star, (his most successful films is "Johan, Falken" and "Bigfoot"((he also wrote the books with the same name)), his most famous songs are "Story of a Schnöphead" and when "I when get High, I like to eat Stuff".
Because of his great success his name has transformed into a compliment.
The word 'Johan K Jensen' is mostly used in the Northern-European countries, but is spreading.
In some cases Johan K Jensen can replace the word 'Love'.
Johan K Jensen can be shorten down to JKJ or Johan.
Ex.1
Man, you are really Johan K Jensen!

Ex.2
That movie was so Johan, best ever.

Ex.3
-I love you.
-You're so K Jensen, I love you to!

Ex.4
-I thought you Johan K Jensen that girl?
-Yeah, me too, but it turns out it wasn't love, and it was absolutely not JKJ.
by JKJ's biggest fan:D April 5, 2010
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