Assfart Jenkins

Dickneck Jones’s Cousin, who also sucks at driving.

Sarah: “Look at this Assfart Jenkins cutting me off!”
Ella: “What’s an Assfart Jenkins?”
Sarah: “Dickneck Jones’s Cousin.”

by Your Sleep Paralysis Demon December 14, 2019

ted jenkins

A commonly used aboriginal/ white boy name often given to those of kind nature and a humble heart.

Girl: Dad meet my new boyfriend
Dad: keep him, he seems like Ted Jenkins

by jackphillips43 April 25, 2017

Bradley Jenkins

an extremely large male with a massive willy. usually seen at mcdonalds but has been seen at kfc.

wow that guy has been at maccas all week, he is definitely a Bradley Jenkins

by massivewillyliam August 18, 2022

Scrappy Jenkins

Used to describe someone that can't fight but always wants to.

Look at him getting all hyped like scrappy jenkins

by SP babii February 2, 2010

Jenkins Job

The act of slapping a pair of titties back and forth as if they were two tree tops swayin in a wind storm.

"Damn girl what happened?!!!"

"Oh you know, just enjoyed another Jenkins job!"

by KingRBBRducky March 29, 2016

Brown Jenkins

When "santorum" is forcibly projected at another person by way of:
1. Placing directly into a spoon and flinging,
or
2. Shooting it out of a straw like a spit-ball.

After some rigorous anal sex, Larry expelled some snatorum on a spoon and shot a Brown Jenkins at Jack.

by bundies January 19, 2010

Jenkins Take

Changing you favorite sex position midway through your honey moon. Popularized throughout Butler County after Shawn "Hanity" Jenkins went to the GOP after declaring as a Democrat.

I found out how small Shawn was after trying anal through the Jenkins Take.

by Liza Queen July 2, 2018