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Jarrod

Jarrod is probably if not one of the most annoying humans on the planet. His an over exaggerator and he usually tends to rub people the wrong way
Jarrod
by Wjejisjdbdnd November 23, 2021
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Jarrodius Franketh

Jarrod Franky, the god of having no bitches.
Man you got the same amount of bitches as that Australian god jarrodius Franketh.
by DaddyDion November 29, 2021
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Jarrod

Basically the second funniest person alive…
jarrod is the most kind-hearted soul you will ever meet and the most loyal. jarrod is also the most handsomest guy you will ever see but he’s mine so back off. I love jarrod. jarrod pls marry me DEFECT: shits a lot
jarrod took a shit for the fifth time today
by tartshart May 30, 2022
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“Jarrods penis is so big
by o1jays June 14, 2022
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Jarrod

Jarrod is a furry, his fursona is a cat with a big mohawk that is green. Jarrod is a very nice and loving man who loves men, especially an unpleasent man named Aaron. Jarrod loves monkeys and anime, he's overall a nice guy but don't get on his wrong side... his alpha uwu jakeie wakie side will come out!

Be aware of the jarrod
Girl1: Hey I heard jarrod loves monkeys!

Girl2: I heard that hes hot!

Girl1: Oh how I wish i could be with him so bad.. he sounds so hot.. and steamy

Girl3: poo
by GhoulYui March 18, 2023
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Jarrod

The bestest boy.

He is the perfect person to marry.

He will dick you down good and har— I mean romantically, make out with you 24/7, he’ll let u touch his juicy abdominal area, and he’ll do anything you want him to do that isn’t weird.

He will take you out to dates every night and really likes adorable animals so you should adopt and raise one together :)
His favourite colours are blue, red, purple and pink, and he likes being called daddy.

If he ever talks about something he really likes he can go on for hours so let him be his little cute excited self ><
He will get his moneys up so he can give you everything you desire.

Ps: he is so unfathomably handsome

Pss: he likes hugs and cuddles

Psss: he’s a pilot

Pssss: if the plane ever crashes it is not his fault and he will use his big muscles to save your life :D
I love Jarrod
by JJ’s best fren July 3, 2023
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Jarrod Squirrel Incident

Referring to the student of a prestigious boys school who allegedly had intercourse with a squirrel for $500.
Jack: hey bro did you hear about the Jarrod squirrel incident?

Harry: yea hahah heard the squirrels name was Fred.

Jack: hahah Fred Fred squirrel go dead!
by Spuddy Bruv January 8, 2024
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