A cock sucking, piece of cringe shit who should fuck himself with a 300 inch dildo!He is a scary man run from him!!!! But is also very very very very sexy #sexy #daddy # fuckmenow
by dicksuckeryummy April 10, 2017
Half of a drunk duo that will leap out of windows without a moments notice if the reward will be cake
Yo can you call james for me please he just jumped out of the window to get some cake and i'm scared he's gonna rob a store or get hit by a car
by NathanColeIsKing February 26, 2020
In early European lore the demigod James was said to possess unrivaled charm and seductive prowess in addition to having genitalia of supernatural size. Throughout medieval times and up until the late Renaissance, Pagan and Christian farmers routinely prayed to James as a god of fertility, believing that his massive penis would inspire them to spectacular heights of fertility. Today, the term James still carries with it subtexts of truly gigantic genitals which is perhaps why James is the name most frequently given to male newborns in the United States.
Currently the word James can be used to mean an enormous penis and anyone with that name can be assumed to possess a heavy and girthy penis.
Currently the word James can be used to mean an enormous penis and anyone with that name can be assumed to possess a heavy and girthy penis.
"Man, check out that James!"
"Look at the buldge in his trousers, he MUST have a James in there girlfriend!"
"I don't think I could ever fit a James in my mouth."
"Look at the buldge in his trousers, he MUST have a James in there girlfriend!"
"I don't think I could ever fit a James in my mouth."
by Eurohistorian January 10, 2008
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by smallballs05 September 03, 2017
James really is the best person you’ll ever meet. — (Except for everyone else.) — He really does also has great skills like bread making.
James really is one of us. James is a Derry Girl.
James: “ I am a Derry girl. I am not a Dairy girl “.
James really is one of us. James is a Derry Girl.
James: “ I am a Derry girl. I am not a Dairy girl “.
James really is one of us. James is a Derry Girl.
James: “ I am a Derry girl. I am not a Dairy girl “.
James: “ I am a Derry girl. I am not a Dairy girl “.
by Anormal weirdo who stalks you June 09, 2019