jack in the box mascot has a wife and three kids and he’s one of the hottest mascots so bbg male wife 10/10 smash would eat his burgers with a side of good good sauce, bro has everything on his menu aswell i say eat at jack in the box
by cheesenoods June 09, 2023
she had a hard time cuming unless you did it rough like you're so far in you're birddogging her cervix - like a jack in the box
by cornhuliotheturn November 08, 2024
A slut who has a beautiful, fuckable face but terrible body. You get a large box and cut a hole in the top and put a crank handle on the side of the box. Insert the slut into the box on her knees. Close the box. Crank the handle while humming the “Jack in the Box” tune. She slowly rises and pops her head out. You then commence to fucking her face.
Mike: Tom, check out that slut over there. I’d put a hurting on her.
Tom: Mike, really? Her body looks like a Sasquatch
Mike: Yeah but imagine her in a Jack in the Box.
Tom: oh yeah, I see what you mean
Tom: Mike, really? Her body looks like a Sasquatch
Mike: Yeah but imagine her in a Jack in the Box.
Tom: oh yeah, I see what you mean
by Magnus Hammersmith April 30, 2024
When a person masturbates in public a public setting (class, at work, etc) whilst hiding it under their desk or clothing.
my first love
Person 1: Wanna get McDonalds?
Person 2: *Jack from Jack In The Box comes out with an AK-47 and shoots Person 1 in the face 71 times*
Person 2: *Jack from Jack In The Box comes out with an AK-47 and shoots Person 1 in the face 71 times*
by Alexwastakenwastaken July 10, 2024
I meet this chick, but she turned out to be a Jack in the box. Beautiful on the outside, sang me pretty songs about life and then BAM!! Her crazy popped out!
by LewandaPookieJones January 11, 2015
by Bordshiesty May 26, 2023