and then I fucked your cousin

1.A phrase used at the end of a story that had really no point to be told to someone. Often, it is used at the end of a boring story to make it seem more interesting and worthwhile. Alternate versions of this phrase include "and then I found five dollars" and "and then I kicked a hobo", however, this phrase emphasizes how we are all really "cousins" in a universal context, suggesting that it is ok to fuck your cousin.

2. Often used as a true statement.

Max: Everything was great! We were all getting drunk, having a good time... and then I fucked your cousin...
Pedro:Well, at least your sister is now up for grabs...

by The Gerb May 18, 2010

i fucked ur sister

having sexual inter course with ones sister

-GUY 1-Shut up or I will get my godsis to jump you.
-GUY 2- NO SHE WONT BECAUSE I FUCKED UR SISTER AND SHE LIKED IT!!!!

by Treymont December 23, 2013

I fucked my cousin

So basically it’s someone who fucks there cousin.

I was at a family gathering and I fucked my cousin.

by Grandma Cum Fountain December 12, 2018

I fucked my brother

Just making this for the mug

Mug I fucked my brother

by Mrs President December 27, 2021

I fucked your mum

Something you would say to someone to piss them off

Hey Jono, I fucked your mum

by nuggislife March 18, 2020

i fucking hate you

how most people feel about you.

to the person reading this, i fucking hate you.

by die you fucking brat July 17, 2020

I fucked your mother

To enjoy sexual intercourse with one's mother, see mother fucker.

I am a butt pirate! I fucked your mother!

by Billybojangles December 5, 2003