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Instagram

A kind of "sketchpad" for professional and advanced amateur photographers who got over Flickr 3 years ago. Frequently maligned by more-money-than-talent "photographer wannabes" even though it becoming really popular with professional photojournalists and editorial shooters who don't have the desire/need to get 15 minutes of pseudo fame by being "interesting" or "explored."
A photographer wannabe: "I spent $12,000 on gear, how come you are getting laid?"

Instagrammer: "Because I just had a picture featured in the New York Times that I shot with Instagram."
by HaoPhat September 1, 2012
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instagram

a place for 9-11 year olds to post pictures of themselves posing with piece signs. these children have also been known to post an excessive amount of pictures of food and basically any stupid shit they can snap a picture of.
my child is addicted to instagram
did you see that damn sexy selfie I posted on instagram?
by fuckbitches666_ January 29, 2015
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instagram

ily instagram
by sharks28 October 26, 2016
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instagram

a website where girls backs get broken
by hosaynotjoseph July 5, 2022
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Instagram

«Hoe hoe hoes!» (Santa arrives on Instagram)
by Zzoth January 27, 2020
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Instagram

a bitch, fix ur fucking app or else i will sue u. idgaf lol.
someone: OMG DID YOU DOWNLOADED THE APP CALLED INSTAGRAM?
me: fuck no that app is a bitch
by whotfdouthink October 5, 2021
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Instagram

A mother who has a really fine daughter. A daughter that you would like to fuck and impregnate, making her mother a grandmother. Instant grandmother aka Instagram.
Mrs. Robinson is a fucking Instagram. Her daughter Kelsey is so damn fine.
by LitticusDuckicus October 24, 2019
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