groin injury

An injury to your nut sack.

“We’re gonna take an tv time out as #21 has suffered a groin injury”

by Totally Legal Alien November 13, 2019

Adam's Injury

The act of injuring one's self while attempting to demonstrate how someone would get a spinal injury.

Doc: We've got another Adam's injury in the ER

Nurse: What a dick head

by Pseudo Paramedic June 13, 2017

testicular injury

The worst type of injury a man can endure

PLEASE KILL ME!!!- a man who suffered a testicular injury

by Nekminnit4 June 17, 2016

knee injury

Alex Morgan's Unborn Baby, named Janice Jr

Who would've known that Alex's Knee Injury came with an announcement and a gender reveal

by Tobinho October 26, 2019

Head Injury

When you hit your head.

Hollow Knight: Moth damn it I got a head injury.
Hornet: You good?
Hollow Knight: No.

by Blarshtabyangthoh February 9, 2021

Injury Theory

The Injury Theory is a theory states that you should let your child or animal do something and get a injury so that way they will learn to not do that action again.

(Guy 1): I use the Injury Theory with my child to make them learn things
(Guy 2): i moniter my child closely

by SleepyKade April 5, 2021

dri (drinking related injury)

An injury caused by foolish or clumsy behaviour when drunk.

A: Hey man, how did you break your leg?
B: It's a dri (drinking related injury), I tried to cartwheel from the pool table to the floor last night.
A: Ah. Don't worry, heaps of people do that.

by functionalcoholic October 15, 2013