A queen queue

a queue that is so very long, the queue becomes an event in itself

How was the event, did you wait long before getting inside? It was great, and the queue was queen, so we had lots of fun waiting too.

Whoaaa you waited for 14 hours? Yeah but is was a queen queue. We brought snacks and people shared drinks. It was better than the event itself!

by Nynja September 20, 2022

colon queue-jumper

A completely unwarrented and unexpected arrival in you back passage during a quiet fart.

Laundry maid: "sir there appears to be a spot of shit in your briefs"

Master: "oh that, thats just a troublesome colon queue-jumper that got the jump on me as I was waiting for comunian"

by Mothers Secret Lover February 10, 2022

Cunt queue

A queue for cunts.”

“You, go stand over there! It’s where the cunt queue begins”. “You’re in the cunt queue“ “is this the queue for cunts?

by Christ4 June 5, 2021

In the queue

I'm still in the queue waiting and much like you and every other child molestation victim... I'm waiting for your God to show up and he just... Isn't... Coming... Hmmm... 🤔

Hym "It can't possibly be that it's afraid, is it? Because cowards go to hell Piers. Is that why it isn't here!? It knew I would challenge it and it knew it would be too scared so it went to hell preemptively... So I guess this ISN'T hell because then God would be here already... I'm just like you, you know, except, better and I'm just waiting for it.... Still nothing. You know what I think Piers? I think you are trying to derail my God challenge because you don't like the idea of having to worship someone like this for all of eternity... Which, YOU'RE GONNA DO EITHER WAY! RIGHT!? So you're lying and making shit up! Trying to seed in new things to my thing so you can claim moral authority you don't actually have so you can tell me that my thing doesn't work even though you have no real basis for believing that it's the case and now you've spent the last 3-4 years trying tell *MY LITERAL NAME* that I'm not *MY LITERAL NAME* right? But if it's in hell who the hell is going to be there when I die!? Am I waiting in the queue for nothing!? OH God no! Hahahahahaha!"

by Hym Iam July 2, 2025

queue guy

That guy(unimportant) people only write messages to whilst they are waiting in queue

Dez is a waste of space, people only message him while waiing in queues, "a real queue guy".

by Kris Komp March 30, 2023

Winners' Queue

is when you attend 3 events in the semester, you get the room access which brands you as a winner, because you can go into the room and assert your dominance over people who don't have access to the room

I am in the Winners' Queue which means I'm better than other people.

by Darsilva July 11, 2024