VERB
When you are having sexual intercourse with a girl and are about to ejaculate, you have her lay on her back and close her eyes as if you were about to goo all over her face. You then proceed to either A) stand over her (feet on either side of her torso), or B) kneel so that each of your legs are on either side of her body. When you both have assumed the position and she has her eyes closed, instead of ejaculating you proceed to poop all over her chest/body/torso area rather than goo-ing.
As an added bonus, you can proceed to laugh at her and then ejaculate onto her face.
This is called the Cryptic Dumper because after you complete this new fangled move, the person who got dumped on will be incredibly confused.
When you are having sexual intercourse with a girl and are about to ejaculate, you have her lay on her back and close her eyes as if you were about to goo all over her face. You then proceed to either A) stand over her (feet on either side of her torso), or B) kneel so that each of your legs are on either side of her body. When you both have assumed the position and she has her eyes closed, instead of ejaculating you proceed to poop all over her chest/body/torso area rather than goo-ing.
As an added bonus, you can proceed to laugh at her and then ejaculate onto her face.
This is called the Cryptic Dumper because after you complete this new fangled move, the person who got dumped on will be incredibly confused.
Jack: Dude I totally gave Rita the Cryptic Dumper last night.
Mark: Haha! I hope you then laughed at her afterwards to rub in the totally embarrassing moment!!
Jack: I so did...I laughed so hard...
Mark: I love you...
Jack: I love you too sweet prince...
(kiss)
Mark: Haha! I hope you then laughed at her afterwards to rub in the totally embarrassing moment!!
Jack: I so did...I laughed so hard...
Mark: I love you...
Jack: I love you too sweet prince...
(kiss)
by jaketd12 February 22, 2010
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by T March 31, 2003
I gave her a dumper shot and she screamed.
by holy.mac February 03, 2010
Dumper Bowl (not to be mistaken for the athletic event, The Dumperbowl) is a synonym for words such as: the tush cushion, the halo bowl (only applies to fish), swirly station, HWDC (Human Waste Disposal Closet), the #1/#2 irrigation center, and most commonly known as the toilet.
Jerry: "I just emptied some freshly cut logs into the Dumper Bowl if you know what i mean." ... "No not the athletic event."
by UnKyle July 22, 2012