Ned

A sexy dude who mashes pun on a daily, all these bastards are jealous so they write bad things about Neds probably because he took their wife. Neds are limited as parents have no imagination. People who write negative stuff about a Ned or it’s acronym they 100% suck there dads little winky
Big dick , probably ned lol
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The best person to have ever walked anywhere. The best person in the universe and mashes the most pum
Neds are limited because white people have no imagination of child names and no way are you gunna find a black ned
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A true epic gamer and musician, more so than that fucking loser Ted
'Woah I sure am glad I am Ned, not that stupid fucking idiot Ted'
by NotNedThisIsTedISwear June 02, 2020
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A caring loving boy who is always there for you and will always pull through.
Wow he's acting like a real ned today
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EVERY NED AREN'T THAT BAD OKAY ?
THERE IS SOME GOOD ( or at least that try to be good) NED IN THE WORLD CUZ THAT'S ALSO A FIRSTNAME !
DONT BE SO MEAN WITH A SIMPLE WORD !!!!!!!!!
person : hi Ned
Ned : JUST "HI" CUZ I'M A NORMAL PERSON
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Ned is a smart, funny, cool guy who is very popular, has lots of friends and is very well liked.
He loves to have fun and hang out with friends. Only the oddballs do not like Ned. Ned is also an Australian and loves surfing.
Person:Hey Ned! Want to have a party?
Ned: Sure, mate! Let's go!
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ned = non edcated delinquent, to be honest this statment probaly compliments the majority if neds' intelligences. Basically a large group of cowards that think they're 'hard' because they drink. They are cowards because:-
1 they won't fight unless out-numberring their 'victim' by atleast 3:1
2 they hav to at least 2years older than the person they are fighting
3 always carry a knife

neds are also unable to dre themselves. They all hav very strong speech impedements basically all the say is fuck and mumble.
neds are basically scottish chavs
by anonomous237 June 13, 2006
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